This is part 3 of my insane fic. I don't think I'll ever be sane
again…just absolutely INSANE!!!!BWAAAAAA!!!!! Ummm…Just review!
One day when Ash,Misty and Tracey were eating chicken legs on top of a
Poke Mart in Viridian City,Ash and Misty started to clobber Tracey with
half-eaten drumsticks.
Erika:Oh yeah! Home run!!
Everybody except Tracey(who is dead) and Ash sing a very weird song.
Whitney:One day Ash fell into a hole.
Jasmine:He turned into a giant mole.
Morty:Pikachu got blown away,
Misty:He'll come back on Christmas Day.
Erika:Tracey got stuck in a pile of dung,
Janine:They towed him out and he was hung!
Falkner:Lugia came soaring by,
Clair:To ensure that Tracey would die!
Pryce:Ash ran into a bee!
Brock:Who chased him up a Christmas tree!
Bugsy:The tree started to fall,
Lt.Surge:And Ash ran into he wall.
Sabrina:Ash found a recycling bin,
Blue:Who chased him up the tree again!
Will:Then came along Santa Claus,
Karen:Who ate all the applesause,
Lance:while counting flaws,
Koga:In Hungarian Laws!
Angel Clefairy:Ash turned into a cookie!
Melodi:And he was claimed a rookie!
Mini Misty:Because he was a bookie!
The Jolt Master:And then everything burned up in flames. The end!
(From this point,random authors from The Pokemon Tower will be saying
and doing insane stuff. No offense to the authors who are made insane.
Most of them are sane. I'm not!)
Ash:MISTY!! Don't touch the cookies!
Mini Misty:Don't hurt my shirt!
Misty:Only if you don't eat the purple cherry that is polka-dotted and
gives you magical powers.
Angel Clefairy is doing The Hokey Pokey on a wooden plank a few feet
above a pit of piranhas.
Angel Clefairy:You put your right arm in, You put your right arm out,you
put your right arm in and you shake it all about.
Clair is singing that annoying song "Barbie Girl" inside of the Burger
King on planet Aboogabooga.
Clair:I'm a Barbie Girl, In a barbie worldddd......
Melodi:Ash! Professor Oak is trying to resurrect Tracey!
Many Tracey haters (including Angel Clefairy and Melodi) go up and hit
Professor Oak with various household appliances that include toasters,
ovens, rolling pins and couches.
The Jolt Master:Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
Lance:I am going to control the world with this staff of cheese!
Lance:Koga,go eat Bruno!
Koga goes over and starts to chew on Bruno's hair.
Saturn:Bow down to me minions!
Ralph from the Simpsons goes over to Ash and says: "The doctor said I
wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finge out of there."
Ash:COWABUNGA!!!
Whitney:KWEEE!!!Let me see your soul!
Morty:BWAAAAA!!!!!!
No offense to anyone who was in the fic except Tracey and Bruno! I hate
both of them. I have officially gone insane! If you want a guest
role(which there will be more of them in the next chapter), you have to
review and say so in the review. Everybody who's already reviewed
automaticlly gets a guest role which means AZN Individual,Rinoa-San,
Togepretty and Gold will be in the next chapter.
-Angel Clefairy