One day Ash, Misty and a Smergle ate chicken on top of carpet inside of
a Poke Mart.
Misty:Bow down to me mortals!!!
Ash:BWAAAAAAA!!!!
Karen is spinning around in circles on the roof of Ecruteck City Gym and
saying "Cheese!" until she falls off.
Jasmine and Morty: KWEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitney:Eat more chicken!
Brock burps up several pieces of moldy toast.
Falkner and Bugsy: On the first day of Christmas,this cool guy gave to
me so bongos with a goatee.
Erika squirts mustard and ketchup all around the gym and then stuffs
them down a Bellsprout's throat.
Janine:Daddy,will you buy me a pretty pony?
Koga:Only if you lick my wart.
Will and Lance: Penguins,penguins, oh how we worship penguins!! They
cannot fly but they can swim,Oh dingy spongy penguins!
Giovanni:I want my lawyer!!
Gary:Venusaur,fly!!!!
A magically levitating breadstick is playing Chinese Checkers with
Tracey in the air.
Breadstick:I won. Now you're going to die!
A large group of Tracey haters ad the author(Me) go over and drop an
oven on Tracey then throw him in the sea of tapioca pudding.
Lt.Surge:Jeez,I'm a ditz.
Sabrina:Bow down to the mutant ham and cheese sandwich!!
Blaine:Only if you steal a cookie for me.
Clair:The government is after me!!
Pryce:What's that little lady? You want crackers?
Chuck:His name isn't Ash Ketchum. It's Bash Ketchup!
James:Kill Jessie!
Jessie:Kill James!
Meowth:Kill me so I don't have to put up with these dungheads.
Misty:It's my story and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, CRYYYY
if I want to. You would cry if you were in this fic too!
Ash:Misty!!! Don't eat the sacred eyeball!
Pikachu: Who stole my Kleenex?
Jumpluff:Eat more beef!!!
The Radio Tower caught on fire and Buena was killed. It flew to Alabama.
A Solarbeam hit all the planets except Saturn and they flew to Fushia
City and fought over Janine's teddy bear. Bruno and Saturn ruled the
lemon cheesecakes.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. Part 3 is coming up soon!!
-Angel Clefairy
(P.S.: Review!!)
(P.P.S:For those of you who couldn't tell, I absolutely HATE Tracey!!!!I
wish he would burn up and DIE!!! He he he
No offense to Tracey
lovers(the insane people).)