Title: All
Natural
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Redshipping (Ash x Jessie)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #74, Natural
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Satoshi Tajiri, Nintendo and
Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs
to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank
you. *Phantomness bows*
Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics
if a pokemon talks
Warnings: AU, het
“Are you a natural redhead?” Ash asked.
“Excuse me?” Jessie flushed. “What kind of question is that?”
“Because I think your red hair is cute.” He grinned.
The Team Rocket trainer blushed. “T-That’s none of your business!”
After the
Moltres flame incident at the Kanto Pokemon League, Giovanni had gotten pissed
and sacked Jessie and James. Now, they ran a small fast-food restaurant in
Actually, they had gotten out easy. Meowth had probably become an experiment.
What Jessie found amazing was how Ash had forgiven them so easily. True, they hadn’t caused him or his friends (and Pikachu) any lasting damage, but still!
“So are you?”
Jessie’s temper soared. “Why don’t I show you, twerp?” She purred, before she dragged Ash behind the counter. He blinked.
The diner was empty at this time of day, so Ash got an eyeful when Jessie yanked her panties down, revealing a flaming bush.
“Satisfied?”
“Y-yes!” He eeped.
Jessie pulled her underwear back up. “Pervert.”
“I… I was only asking because Halloween’s coming up and I was wondering if I could buy a dye to match your hair!”
It was her turn to blink. “Oh.”
Oops.
Looks like he was still pretty naïve…
Jessie sighed and pulled him into a kiss, effectively distracting him. “Just don’t tell your mom about this, okay?”
Ash nodded, resembling a lobster when the kiss broke. Had that been her tongue in his mouth?
He blushed.
“And for the mistake, I’ll give you lunch on the house. How does that sound?”
“Sure!”
A few minutes later, he was happily digging into a juicy burger with a side of seasoned fries. Ahh…
He didn’t mean to embarrass Jessie like that, but seemed to be fine now.
Jessie shook her head. Clueless boy. Ash was cute though, and the kiss had been kind of nice.
Who knew?
End Fic
Completed 12/15/07
This works so much better than 100_sitiuations…
And Ash is such a clueless dork! I hope they were both IC! 9 minutes!