Title: No
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red/Ash)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #25, Cancer
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai

“You have what?” Lance gaped at Red.

“Nothing!” Red said, surprised. “I was asking if you were a Cancer?”

“If I’m… I’m not sick, Red.” The Dragon Master said quietly.

“I meant your star sign, Lance.” Red said, as if that explained everything. “When’s your birthday?”

“… November sixth.”

Red flipped through his astrology book with a grin. “Cool. It says you’re a Scorpio! That means you’re really passionate and powerful!”

Well, he could not fault that assessment. Red hugged him tightly.

“And you’re a water sign, and I’m a fire sign so we can cuddle!”

Lance chuckled, as Red kissed him. “Ahh…”

And that was the end of that discussion.

End Fic

Completed 12/27/06

I decided to be original and *not* use the disease, since I’m a Cancer Star-Sign myself! Pity neither Ash or Lance fit Cancer well – Lance seemed more like Pisces or Scorpio and Ash is a Leo. And since Lance doesn’t have an official birth date as far as I know… I just assigned him one.

Cancer Traits

Emotional and loving
Intuitive and imaginative
Shrewd and cautious
Protective and sympathetic

On the dark side...

Changeable and moody
Overemotional and touchy
Clinging and unable to let go