Sorry for mistakes, but English is not my native language...
The 5th book about Harry Potter is not published in Russia yet, that is why let it be about the POKEMON!
Harry Potter and Pocket Monsters
Part 3
When "Malfoy" entered the class Harry was surprised as well as other students. It was moustached cat, staying on two legs and wearing a gown and a magician's hat/ And this creature should be named as Malfoy?? But it's not favor to real Malfoy, it's seen at the first sight. And nearby this cat there were two strange persons: a blue haired boy and a red haired girl. If you believe their age, they should be 6th or 7th year students of Hogwarts, but not 4th year as they were. But they were dressed 4th year students uniform: short gowns (because they were too tall to be a 4th years) and short trousers (for the same reason). And the most awful thing was that these persons should be names as Malfoy, Goyle and Crabbe at Snape's lessons. Oh, no, it would be better to take minus 10 points for Gryffindor!
"OK! Let's stop giggling, a half of the lesson we've spent for Harry Potter's hooliganism, that's why minus 20 points for Gryffindor," – Snape said, – "And now write the topic: 'Brewing of'…"
Snape didn't finish because the cat, who is Malfoy, finished his phrase:
"A moonshine!"
If it was said by Harry or by other Gryffindor student, Snape will minus a lot of points, but if it was said by the best and offended Snape's student, professor answered politely:
"Oh, no, my friend, moonshine cooking is for 7 year students, you are too young that is why you are forbidden for cooking the moonshine, that is why today topic is 'Borscht Cooking'! And you, Potter and Weasley will help Malfoy and his friends because they'd not taken their studying-books!"
Harry and Ron were "so glad", but they had nothing to do. While boys and their enemies were cooking a soup, they learned that boy's name is James, and girls one is Jessie, and their cat is not Malfoy, it's Meowth. It's pokemon too, but Snape is not irritated by it, because he thinks that Meowth is transfigurated Malfoy. Moreover, Jessie and James didn't know that they should be Harries opponents, and told him that they'd never been magicians. Harry even wanted to cry: "MUGGLES AT HOGWARTS!!!" but than decided to be silent and save some points Gryffindor earned this year.
When the lesson was over Jessie and James finished their being of pretty guys and Jessie asked Harry:
"Give us your Pikachu, and we will get off here and this monster professor of borschtbrewing will not take extra points from Gryffindor."
Harry understood: "If these guys are at the place of Malfoy, they can do nothing good for Pikachu, I shouldn't quarrel with 'em, but I shouldn't trust 'em too". But Harry told'em something other:
"Oh, no, guys, than Snape will take these points from Slytherin, and Jessie and James, could you tell us how have you got there?"
James made the smart face and began:
"Oh, we were hunting for Pikachu, we were running through the forest, twerps (our old 'friends') were running behind, and then we clashed with one big bearded dude and than there were another twerps with half-dead Mr.Mime (it's one of pokemon types), and than we have our nobs bitten…"
"No, James, it was me! – Jessie interrupted, – But then, Meowth and I were pulling you out of the forest, Suicune or some other from unicorn pokemon inveighed…"
"OK, – James continued, – And than we woke up, and saw this awful Snape, he gave us strange names, gave us this silly clothes and said that it has been ours, and at last told Jessie and me that we are 14-years boys and Meowth – too. And now we must playing these roles here."
As Harry thought, these guys were not good at all, that is why friends decided to go where they wanted. Hermione as everytime, told that she is going to library for reading about pokemon, and Harry with Ron farewelled and went to their room.
There Harry took all his pokeballs and pressed buttons on them. For Harry's happiness there were not so big pokemon^ Bayleaf, Cyndaquil, Totodile and Noctowl. Harry liked all of them especially the last, who looked like his own owl.
"Oh, I'm not your master, – Harry told the pokemon, – that's why you will rest in your balls."
Surely, Harry as a good naturalist gave pokemon some semolina from today breakfast.
Harry hid to poleballs all of the pokemon except of Noctowl, but he was not against of taking Pikachu to a ball. Harry macerated a free (from Noctowl) pokeball and threw it to Pikachu. Ha-ha! Harry didn't know that the concrete pokeball should be used for the concrete pokemon (for the given situation it's Noctowl) and that fact that Ash's Pikachu hates pokeballs. Surely, for these deeds magician was strongly thundershocked.
"Hey, Harry, – Ron cried, – look what a hedgehog and what a stone I have!"
Ron was sitting at a floor and near him Harry saw the four wings bat and pokemon that are named as Pineco and Geodude, but Ron gave these pokemon semolina too and left 'em at pokeballs. And than Ron refreshes the fourth pokemon. White light was filling all the room, and boys saw that an enormous stone serpent appears from it. If Harry and Ron knew that it was Onyx. At one moment it became narrowly in the room, and the serpent staved in the ceiling making a lot of noise.
"Oops! – Ron was shocked, – I even can't hide it, while it's not materialized and while it hasn't knock off all the school!"
A moment later Onyx stayed in the heaps of broken ceilings. Ron rapidly took this monster to the pokeball and suggested Harry to lie about: "We don't know how this big hole appeared here!" (But it was not big, it was enormous dump!!!)
"In this ball this monster looks a little bit smaller!" – Ron joked and hid this pokeball as far as he could.
But Harry's and Ron's problems were not over. When Onyx was hidden to a pokeball, and pokeball was hidden to a suitcase under the dirty socks. Harry and Ron heard another noise from the drawing room, where the hole in the ceiling was. The friends ran there and found that Snape had fallen down to their room.
"Heck! – Harry cried, – Every time not in time…"
"Minus 100 points to Gryffindor, – Snape cried, – for using pokemon with no purpose!"
That's why Harry, Ron and Hermione spent all the Gryffindor winning points. Why, tell me, why is Snape every time looking for 'em and not for Slytherin's students?
To be continued!
Russian Meowth. 09|09|03
Hi, my foreign friend, who had read this story by the end. If you found this story interesting or boring, please, don't be lazy and write me about it ^_^ I'll be very glad to read your even short message with critics. And thank you again that you have found a couple of minutes to read my story.
Everyone who knows Russian is invited to my page with stories! You will find this story in original and also a lot of interesting stories and my novells about Jessie, James and other "Pokemon" characters ^_^ /* With illustrations, of course! */