Thanks go out to everyone who reviewed but especially to two people.

Namely Catherine Handy who said she hated the story, now I will have to try harder to make the story so she will like it. (That doesn’t mean when you review you have to say you hate my story ^-^) And to LeoGF4 who reviewed two times!! Today the 28^th of may is my birthday HIP HIP HOORA!!!

Disclaimer: don’t own ‘em

-True love does not exist: If you think you found your true love, she is always with somebody else-

My Grandpa when Grandma ran of with another man

Well now on with the story!

I heard them come back to the campsite and the rustling of their sleeping bags. They were zipping them together. Damn, Brock really does not take it slow does he? However, just about, as I was going to turn around I heard Misty’s voice. Why are you zipping our sleeping bags together Brock? Well Misty I thought since we both love each other we could get more *acquainted*. That dirty bastard he is trying to get her in the sack with him!!! I gotta do something,

I know I act as if I am waking up!! I’m so smart ^-^

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I stretched my limbs and called: What is all the racket about? Some people are trying to sleep here!! Brock turned a horrible shade of white as if he had seen his worst nightmare. (Actually Ash was his worst nightmare he was almost five inches taller then him and Ash worked out a lot while Brock pigged out a lot, if you get what I mean!) I stood up and pretended I did not notice the sleeping bags zipped together. Ummm, hi Ash good evening Brock said sweat dropping I did not mean to wake you up, me and Misty were just chatting you know. I saw Misty lift an eyebrow at this she must have known about his intensions, then she turned to me and turned very cold. Ash…Ash…ASS!!!!!!!! You’re such a crazy dork I HATE YOU!!!! What why? Brock told me all about how you think about me. And just how do I think about you? Well, Brock told me you hated me. He did, did he? Yes and he asked me to join him and his friends on their journey and I am planning to do it! So there! Travel by your self! I HATE YOU! She turned around and told Brock Let’s get going I do not want to be with him anymore! Brock said You go I still have to finish packing. You stupid bastard, I said, how could you do that to me man I thought we were friends! Ha ha, We were until you decided to love my chick!! Now I want you to DIE!!!! Then he pulled a knife on me and jumped towards me, but because he is so fat he ain’t that fast, so I just moved behind him and chopped him hard on his neck. He fell on the ground coughing and wheezing,

He glared daggers at me and threw a pokéball at me. Vul *cough cough* pix I choose you. Pickachu you know what to do don’t you buddy

Pikachu jumped forward and used thunder. But Vulpix evaded it and used tackle. Then Pickachu jumped just when Vulpix was in front of him and used a spinning kick to knock him out in one hit.

PIKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! He shouted when he used the attack which I recently trained him to use Spinning Thunder. Vulpix never stood a chance

NOOOOOO!!! Vulpix, now you’ve done it Ash I’m calling in the cavalry…. Out of nowhere, a man wearing a cap with a red ‘R’ jumped and said. Now Ash you die!

Who the newcomer! That’s what you will have to review me about!!!!

See ya,

Piccolo!