Ash Ketchum: Formula One Driver

Ash Ketchum: Formula One Driver
Created by Mario Alvarado

Disclaimers:

I don't own Formula One. I don't own the FIA. I don't own the teams. I don't own the tracks. The drivers of F1 don't work for me. And I don't own Pokémon. The characters Keith Terrell, Riley Jenius, Ronin Veritgo and Francois Deletraz are mine.

Writer's Notes:

Hi, it's Mario Alvarado. Sorry I haven't posted a new chapter of this Pokémon/Formula One Crossover. I have been busy as of late with a lot of other stuff.

In chapter 6, Keith Terrell went to face Gary Oak and Ash, Brock, Pikachu and Delia saw how powerful Keith really is. He defeated Gary with just 3 hits. After Gary heads off, Keith tells the group the real reason that everybody Ash knew wants to kill him. In 2003, Mika Salo, Heinz-Harald Frentzen and Enrique Bernoldi were shot dead. The drivers retaliated by assaulting some police officers. After the story, Ash discovers from Meowth that his wrecked Toyota is in a Viridian City impound lot. Keith then has a plan to get the car out of there, but it would require doing it at night. Delia suggests that the guys get some rest. We also find out that Team Rocket is planning an offensive to overthrow the United States, but all of Giovanni's spies have been killed on sight. He orders some assassins to go kill Keith Terrell. During the night, Keith is having a hard time sleeping and Delia asks if he would want to talk about it. He ended up telling Delia his life story about his poor relationship with his parents, discovering Formula One, joining Formula 3000, earning his nickname The Patriot after the attacks, his forced engagement, racing with Ferrari and trying to win his home grand prix. At midnight, the three went to the Viridian City impound lot. Once there, Meowth went to scout the area and Keith took out some guards. When Keith started to pick the locks, Officer Jenny appeared from a hiding place and was about to blow Keith's head off with a shotgun. Also... chapter 7 contains a lot of swearing and a lot of violent content. This is not for kids to be reading. It is pretty violent!!! Read at your own risk.

Ash Ketchum: Formula One Driver
Chapter 7: Operation: Supra Steal

Officer Jenny kept her shotgun aimed at Keith Terrell's head. Keith was unsure what Jenny was going to do to him, so he kept quiet.

"I wish I didn't have to do this to you. I don't like killing anybody. Especially an American." Jenny said,

"You know the old saying. I made my bed, now I have to lie on it." Keith said,

"You're right. And I'm sorry for what Team Rocket did to your friends. I wish there was some other way than this." Jenny said as she was about to blow Keith's head off, but she felt a barrel of a gun pointed at the back of her head.

"Officer. Drop the shotgun. Please. I don't want to kill you." Ash said. He slowly made his way behind Jenny with his gun ready. She was now scared for her life and dropped the shotgun to the ground. "Killing anybody is the last thing I want to do." Ash said as Jenny turned around to face Ash and then, Keith grabbed her and put her in a Sleeper hold. "Keith!!! Don't kill her!!" Ash panicked as Jenny tried to get out of Keith's hold,

"I'm not killing her!! I just don't want her to do anything funny!!!" Keith said and the officer lost consciousness. He then opened the door to a small room and placed her on a chair. As went to check her pulse and she was all right.

"What move was that? I've never seen a move like that before." Ash said,

"That is called the Sleeper hold. It's a wrestling submission hold where you literally put your opponent to sleep. Riley taught me that." Keith said,

"Oh. I thought you were going to kill her." Ash said,

"Hell no!! I think she looks sexy in that cop uniform. Nice legs, too." Keith said and he started blushing,

"Oh!! So you do like women!" Ash joked,

"Yes, I freakin' do boy. Hell, when we were at the United States chilling out beopfre the Canada race, Riley, Ronin, Francois and myself were checking out some hot American women. And they were hot!!!! You wouldn't understand!! Now, shut up and let's get this car out of here before I kick your ass." Keith said,

"Terrell has just reached puberty!!" Ash laughed at the American driver,

"Shut up, Jap!! And just thinking about that cop's legs made me remember that ZZ Top song from the 80's!!!" Keith said as he tried to get that song out of his head,

"Hey, Meowth. Anybody coming?" Ash asked,

"No. Nobody is coming at all. I got a bad feeling about this." Meowth said,

"Pikachu. Pika pi." Pikachu added,

"Well, let's get the car out of here." Ash said and Brock came out of his hiding place with a suitcase and placed it on the ground. He opened it and inside was a lot of lock picking tools.

"When Ash was away racing in F1, I started to develop this uncanny desire to pick locks. So, let me get to work." Brock said as he took some small tools and got started on picking one of the many locks that was in their way to Ash's Toyota.

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A mysterious person wearing black quietly made their way to the top of the building's roof. The person had a red "R" on their chest, suggesting that the person is a member of Team Rocket. The person kept looking at Keith Terrell through a pair of binoculars and watching Brock swear every word in the English language trying to open one of the locks.

"Can't get this fucking thing unlocked! This is pissing me off." Brock said as he was about to blow up,

"Hey, Brock. Let me try. I think I can do it." Ash said as he took over the lock picking. After only 2 minutes, Ash successfully got one of the locks to unlock.

"Damn, Ash. Those years you were with F1 must have done something to you." Brock said,

"I don't know how I did it, but I did." Ash said and he started working on lock #2. It took Ash a minute to get Lock #2 off. There were now 4 locks left.

"We might get out of here in the next half hour if Ash keeps this up." Keith said,

"It's too quiet here. Like, somebody is watching us." Brock said as he looked around a lot,

"You've been watching "Fear" on MTV too much, Slate. Just calm down." Keith said,

"Somebody IS watching your F1 racing asses." A voice called out. Brock, Keith, Ash, Pikachu and Meowth turned around and saw over 100 Pokémon trainers and Viridian City Police officers ready to beat the crap out of all three.

"Motherfucker." Keith muttered as he looked at the giant group. In the American's mind, this was it for him.

Stupid police!! Stupid Pokémon trainers. I had Terrell in my sights. The assassin thought and moved to a better sniper position. Ash decided to keep his guns holstered. He didn't want to kill his own countrymen. Brock searched around for an escape, but didn't find one. Keith shook off the thought of dying and stared down the Pokémon trainers and cops.

"Oh, we've been waiting for the day when you would return to Kanto, Ketchum. You left us just to drive in those stupid little cars. Now, we'll make you pay for the time the FIA came and beat all of us in '03." One police officer said,

"For your information, cop. If you would have done your jobs in catching Team Rocket, Mika Salo, Heinz-Harald Frentzen and Enrique Bernoldi would still be alive, but no!!! You slacked off and let Team Rocket's terrorist evil fester!!! If The United States of America had a shot to wipe out Team Rocket, then goddammit, we will wipe them off the earth!!!" Keith argued,

"The Untied States of America. That place is full of weaklings." One Pokémon trainer said. Ash looked at Keith and he was getting pissed.

"Yeah. I'm surprised that Team Rocket hasn't taken over that pathetic country." Another trainer said,

"They got what they deserved. They are not the greatest country in the world. We are!!" Another police officer said. That was the last straw for Keith. He charged at the officer and started beating him.

"YOU EVIL SON OF A BITCH!!! 3,000 FUCKING PEOPLE WERE KILLED THAT DAY!!!! I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY, YOU FUCK!!!! MY COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU LIKE THE JAP YOU ARE!!" Keith yelled out as he beat up the defenseless officer. Other officers came to aid their fellow officer and charged at Keith. He got up and shoved them all down. Keith went back to beating the fallen officer. After only a few more punches, that was it. Keith stood up with a psychotic look on his face. He killed the officer with massive punches to the head.

"Anybody else want to join that cop? By all means, fight us." Ash taunted and got out his retractable baton. Brock decided to join his friend Ash in the fight.

"I'm standing by my best friend, Ash. Come get some." Brock said as he got a metal pipe. It was only a few more seconds of silence when one of the cops yelled out.

"Get them!!!" Everybody there charged at Keith, Ash and Brock. Ash started hitting guys with his baton, Brock made good use of his metal pipe and he even made some people bleed and Keith just went all out on everybody. The Team Rocket assassin was cursing himself for not killing Keith right there. The assassin had to wait for the next opportunity. It doesn't look like it's going to happen anytime soon. Keith was beating up a lot of people, as did Ash and Brock.

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The Team Rocket sniper watched the fight and kept his eye on Keith the whole time, just waiting for the chance to blow his brains out. Keith, Ash and Brock were defending themselves from the onslaught of police officers and Pokémon trainers. But one by one, the three were defeating them.

"This one is for Salo!!! This one is for Frentzen!! This one is for Enrique, you bastards!!" Keith yelled out as he attacked the many trainers who stood in his way. Ash has his hands full with two trainers from Cerulean City wielding baseball bats, while Brock was making more people bleed with the metal pipe and a broken beer bottle he found. The Team Rocket assassin got out his sniper rifle and took aim carefully. When he had Keith Terrell in sight, he was ready to kill him and complete the first phase of Giovanni's plan to take over the United States.

"Bye, bye Keith Terrell." The assassin said quietly, but there was a tapping on his back. The assassin thought it was a Pidgey, but he heard it talk. It was Meowth and he had his claws extended for maximum hurt.

"Um, excuse me. You're about to kill one of my trainer's racing friends and I can't allow you to do that." Meowth said,

"I know that!! I'm going to kill..." The assassin stopped himself and turned to see former Team Rocket member Meowth standing with razor sharp claws extended. "Meowth!! You traitor!!!" The assassin yelled out. Loud enough that everybody heard him. He didn't say anything else because Meowth started slashing his face real good. The assassin screamed out in pain and tried to get Meowth off of his face.

"Meowth, Fury Swipes!!!" Ash ordered. Meowth's claws sped up and the assassin fell to his knees. Meowth got off his face and wiped off the blood from his claws and the assassin held his bleeding face.

"All right, Ketchum!! You have Pokémon, right?!! Let's have a battle!!!" A trainer yelled out and threw a Poké Ball into the air. Out came a very powerful looking Pinsir. Pikachu jumped to the ground from its hiding place and Meowth leaped from the building and landed on the ground next to Ash. Brock and Keith took out their Poké Balls.

"Keith, you got Pokémon?" Brock asked,

"Yeah. I found them one time." Keith answered,

"Sure hope you know how to train Pokémon. We're outnumbered." Ash said,

"I love these kinds of odds. It makes me feel alive." Keith said,

"Show us what you're made of!!" One guy yelled out,

"Pikachu, GO!!!!" Ash yelled out. Pikachu was battle ready and got itself into fighting position.

"Vulpix, time to battle!!" Brock said as he threw out his Poké Ball and the Fox Pokémon Vulpix, appeared ready to fight.

"I'll go Roger Clemens on your ass!!! Go!!" Keith yelled out and his Poké Ball opened in the air. Out came a Pokémon that scared everybody, including Ash and Brock. Keith's Pokémon was Suicune, one of the Legendary Dogs from Johto!!!!

"That's... Suicune!!!! How the hell did you get Suicune, you American?!!!" One trainer yelled out,

"Oh, I found him wandering around the Ferrari place." Keith said with a smirk on his face. All of a sudden, Suicune pounced on Keith and started nudging its nose at Keith's face. Suicune was obviously happy to see its trainer.

"Is that Legendary Dog Pokémon showing affection to Terrell?" Ash asked,

"This is one weird night." Brock answered,

"Hey, Suicune. Get off of me. I'm happy to see you too!!!" Keith laughed as Suicune started licking his face. The mob watched along with Ash and Brock and their Pokémon.

"So, what to we do?" One trainer asked,

"Aw, who cares. Kill 'em!!!" The trainers threw out all their Pokémon. Suicune saw this, got off of Keith and used Hydro Pump to repel the Pokémon.

"Good thinking, Suicune. Use Psybeam to start things off." Keith said,

"Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack." Ash ordered,

"Use Flamethrower, Vulpix." Brock ordered. Suicune, Pikachu and Vulpix fired out their attacks at the massive group of Pokémon. Pikachu was the most powerful and knocked some Pokémon out with one hit.

"Son of a bitch. Let's attack them with one big atta... OWWWWWW!!!!" One trainer stopped and yelled out in pain because Meowth came out of nowhere and used Fury Swipes on the guy's face.

"That's not nice to start a battle without me. Let me in on the action." Meowth said as the talking Pokémon wiped his claws clean of blood,

"By all means, join in your demise." Another trainer said.

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5 miles from the battle at the impound lot, Team Rocket members Jessie and James were looking for Pokémon to steal. Since Meowth quit and joined Ash, Jessie and James have become better Pokémon thieves. Over the past 3 years, they have stolen some of the most rare Pokémon anywhere. Besides looking for more Pokémon, Jessie and James were to check up on the assassin that Giovanni sent to kill Keith Terrell. He hasn't reported in at all, because Meowth slashed his face real good.

"I don't think we'll find anymore Pokémon tonight, James." Jessie said,

"I think you're right. Let's check up on the boss' assassin. He was supposed to get the job done by now." James said,

"I've been hearing reports of this Keith Terrell guy is here in Kanto. And do you know which other Formula One driver is here?" Jessie asked,

"Let me think, Jess. The twerp?" James answered,

"That's right. We'll find that damn kid and get Meowth back!!" Jessie said,

"You're right. That twerp is over due to feel the wrath of Team Rocket." James said and the two started laughing evilly, but the giant fight drowned their laughs out. The fight was at a stalemate. Ash, Brock and Keith's Pokémon were matching the mob's Pokémon. Ash remembered that he needed to get his Supra out of there.

"Meowth. Can you get the locks off and get the Supra?" Ash asked,

"I'll give it my best shot." Meowth said and headed to the gate. Meowth extended one of his claws and started to unlock one of the locks without any tools. Meowth's claws were stronger than before to do this kind of thing and they used to break off after only a few movements in there.

"Hope Meowth can do it, Ash. This mob will tear us limb from limb." Brock said,

"I know that. Meowth can do it. And Keith is enjoying this fight way too much." Ash said as they looked at Keith. Suicine was mauling other Pokémon as Keith was beating up more trainers and cops.

"Look on the bright side, Ash. Americans usually go down fighting if they have too." Brock said,

"You want some? How about you?!! You want this?! Come and get it!!! I ain't got all day!!!" Keith yelled out as he kept on fighting the other trainers. Meowth was still working on the lock.

"Damn lock. You can't defy me for much longer." Meowth said as he fought to get the lock undone. Brock's Vulpix walked up to see what was going on.

"Vulpix?" The Fox Pokémon asked,

"Well, I'm trying to get this lock undone. So, Ash can get his Supra out of here." Meowth answered,

"Vul?" Vulpix asked again,

"Because the Toyota F1 team owns this car and they let Ash take it. If he doesn't have it when they come back, they'll let him have it." Meowth answered. All of a sudden, Meowth got a stroke of genius and turned to Vulpix.

"Hey, Vulpix. Can you use Fire Blast to heat up this fence? I can get Suicune to use Hydro Pump to cool off the fence and it will break." Brock said,

"Vulpix!" Vulpix said cheerfully. The Fox Pokémon and Meowth stood away from the fence and then, Vulpix used a powerful Fire Blast on the fence to make it really hot. Meowth looked around to see if any water Pokémon were around. He only spotted Suicune and that was it.

"Too bad I can't ask the American to use his Suicune. All I need is Waterfall of any powerful water attack." Meowth said to himself. At that time, a trainer let loose a strong Feraligatr on the group.

"Use Hydro Pump on the F1 drivers and squinty eyes!!!" The trainer yelled out,

"Shit!! Hit the deck!!" Ash yelled out as he, Keith and Brock as well as their Pokémon dived to the ground in time. Feraligatr's Hydro pump missed them and the force of the water crashed into the hot fence. It cooled the fence down so much that it was now breakable.

"You were lucky this time, Ketchum!!" The trainer said,

"Oh, yeah? Pikachu, Thunder now!!!!" Ash yelled out and Pikachu jumped in the air and delivered a huge bolt of Thunder right at the others trainers and Pokémon. Meowth saw this opportunity to break the now weakened fence with any powerful cutting attack.

"Fury Swipes!!!" Meowth yelled out and with his stronger, powerful and sharp claws, the fence didn't last very long and it fell to pieces. Ash heard Meowth yell out and saw the fence gone and the car just sitting there, waiting to be driven in its bent up shape.

"My Supra!!! Let's get the fuck out of here!" Ash yelled out as he went to his car. But, the shadow to two of Ash's archrivals stopped him in his tracks. Brock and Keith and even the Pokémon trainers and police stopped fighting also. The two archrivals of Ash were none other than Jessie and James.

"Not them." Meowth said to himself.

"Who?" Keith asked in surprise.

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Jessie and James looked down on Ash and Meowth with anger and hatred. They wanted Ash more than all of Kanto and Johto for one reason. To get Meowth back from the F1 driver.

"We've been waiting for you to show up, twerp." Jessie said,

"Oh, really? I'm so touched." Ash said in a fake sad voice,

"Shut up, you F1 driving bastard. We want to know what you did to our assassin." James said as he dragged the dead body of the assassin to the edge of the roof. Everybody gasped as the body dripped blood onto the ground.

"Whoa!! Sucks to be him." Keith said,

"Hey!! You were supposed to die!! After we killed you, we would overthrow the United States!!" Jessie yelled at the American. Officer Jenny, who was knocked out with one of Keith's moves, came out of the small house really pissed off.

"What the hell is going on here?!! What the fuck are you people doing here?!!!" Officer Jenny asked angrily,

"We're going to kill Ash Ketchum and his little friends!!!!" One trainer yelled out,

"Let's get our asses to the Supra. Keith, can you hold them off?" Ash asked,

"No problem." Keith answered as Ash, Brock, Pikachu and Meowth made their way to the Supra,

"Not when I'm around!" Jenny yelled,

"Dammit!! Not the rent a cop!!" James said,

"Are you calling me a goddamn rent a cop, Mr. I Have No Testicles?!!!" Jenny shot back,

Oh, that was harsh, but funny. Keith thought to himself as he watched the precedings,

"We have no business with you, you whore! We have to kill the American so Team Rocket can overthrow the United States." Jessie said. Officer Jenny was going to shout back, but Keith walked up to her and motioned her to stop.

"Overthrow my country? I don't think so." Keith said and all of a sudden, he revealed Officer Jenny's shotgun that was left on the ground.

"He's got my shotgun!!" Jenny yelled out and dived for cover. Keith started shooting all over the place, causing everybody to take cover for their lives. Ash got a better look at his Toyota Supra. The windshield was cracked, the doors, quarter panels, fenders, roof and hood were heavily dented, the wheels were misaligned and the trunk caved in. The engine was all right and it can still run. That was all that mattered to Ash.

"Get in. Pray to god that the car can start after taking the spill." Ash said as Brock and the Pokémon got into the car,

"I sure hope this starts up, Ash." Brock said. Ash put the key in the ignition and amazingly, the car roared to life. Ash and Brock started cheering as Keith dropped the shotgun because it was out of ammo. Everybody, including Keith turned to see Ash's Supra go into reverse and back out of there at full speed.

"Way to go, Ash!!! You go ahead!!! I'll be in my Ferrari soon!!" Keith yelled out. Ash gave Keith the thumbs up and Brock tossed out Ash's guns.

"You might need them!!" Brock yelled out as Ash shifted into 1st and got the hell out of there. Keith picked up the two loaded guns and aimed them at everybody.

"Oh, shit. Don't do it!!" Officer Jenny yelled out,

"I'm not shooting you, I'm shooting the Rockets." Keith said as he aimed at the rockets,

"I want my mommy!!!" James yelled out,

"Say hello to my little friend!!" Keith yelled out as he started firing at Jessie and James and anybody who wanted to get killed,

"I don't want to die!!!" James yelled out as he and Jessie ducked for cover. Keith saw Suicune approach from behind.

"Suicune!! Use Strong Mist now!!!" Keith ordered and Suicune sprayed a very thick mist from its mouth, making it hard to see for everybody in the area. Suicune nudged Keith in the direction of Keith's Ferrari, just out of the mist.

"Hey!! I can't see!!" One police officer said outloud,

"Where is that American?!! I want to kill him!!" Another officer yelled out. Everybody just kept colliding into each other until they all heard Keith's Ferrari 550 Maranello start up.

"So long, suckers!!!" Keith yelled out as he recalled Suicune and sped out of the area, back to Pallet Town. The mist cleared and all of the trainers, police officers, Jessie, James and Officer Jenny saw the Supra gone, as well as Ash, Brock and Keith.

"They're gone. All three of them." Officer Jenny said as she looked around the place where World War 3 was held. With nothing else to do, all of the trainers and police officers left the area dejected and beaten. Two Formula One drivers and a Pokémon Breeder held their own against 100 people. Jessie and James got up from the roof and looked at each other.

"This American is going to be hard to kill." James said,

"We have never faced anyone as tough as him before." Jessie added,

"Let's head back to HQ. The mission has failed." James said. Jessie agreed and the two Rockets started the trip back to Team Rocket HQ discouraged.

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Delia Ketchum couldn't get to sleep after Ash and the others left to get his car back. It has only been a few hours after they left, so she's up watchiung some late night movies until her son and the others returned.. All of a sudden, she heard the howl of two powerful motors coming right at her. It was Ash, Brock and Keith.

"Ash!!" Delia cried out with a sense of relief in her voice,

"MOM!! I got the car back!!!!" Ash said,

"And, we're alive and well!!" Brock said as Ash, Pikachu and Meowth all got out of the car,

"And... we kicked a bunch of ass, too!!!" Keith said as he got out of his Ferrari,

"I'm so happy that all of you returned safely. Did you get your car back?" Delia asked,

"Yeah. The motor is still running, but the car is busted up." Ash answered,

"Hey, Keith. How did you get out of there?" Brock asked,

"I used my little friend here." Keith said as he released Suicune from its Poké Ball. The first thing the Legendary Dog Pokémon did was nuzzle its nose next to Keith's face.

"Suicune really likes you." Ash said,

"Suicune. I'm happy to see you too, now stop that. That tickles." Keith laughed as Suicune once again pounded on its trainer and started licking Keith's face. "Stop that!! I know you missed me!! Stop that." Keith laughed. Ash, Pikachu, Meowth, Brock and Delia started laughing at the sight of Suicune smothering Keith with affection.

To Be Continued...

Chapter 7 is finally done!!!!! We have seen the dark side of Keith Terrell in this chapter. Just say something bad about America and you've written your death warrant. No cliffhanger ending this time. Seems like Ash and the guys are going to do some all nighters to repair Ash's Supra. And... what does Team Rocket have in store for Keith Terrell?

As usual, please read and review my fic. E-mail me at Hornet19us@Yahoo.com or formulamario@hotmail.com if you have any questions or comments.

Chapter 8 is in the works!!!
Mario Alvarado
6/16/2002