Chapter 4: The Devise.

Jack and Miyamoto were in a small cabin in the woods eating there breakfast of pancakes, eggs and bacon.

“This is really good Jack” The purple haired rocked said before gulping down a glass of milk.

“Thanks” Jack said after he swallowed a mouthful of food.

“Ring, ring, ring phone call phone call Ring, ring, ring phone call phone call”

Came the annoying buzz of the vid phone. Jack wiped the bacon grease from his mouth and went to answer it.

As soon as he picked up the screen flickered to life showing the dark shrouded figure of Madam boss.

“Jack I have your next assignment are you ready?” she asked sinisterly.

“Does it matter?” Jack asked.

The boss responded with a cold glare. “Your next assignment if to steal any possibly valuable artifacts from a archaeological dig sight twenty miles north of your current location. Your to bring it back to base understood?”

“Yes boss” Jack gave a solute and the screen went black.

“Stealing a bunch of junk sounds like fun” Miyamoto said sarcastically stretching her arms.

Jack just sighed. “Would you rather baby-sit Giovanni again”?

Miyamoto shivered. “Don’t you dare mention that again I had nightmares for months!” she snapped. “So where is this dig sight?” Miyamoto asked.

“Somewhere near Mount Shar is my best guess” Jack said casually.

{At the dig sight}

Numerous tents were set up around a large hole dug deep into the ground. The hole leads to an underground cavern. Numerous people dressed in the standard archaeological clothing moved about the area. A two of them were repealing by ropes down into the hole.

The first was a man about Five foot eight the other was a kid about 10. He stood Five foot four

The older man had brown hair and dark colored eyes, well the teen had spiky black hair he also had dark colored eyes

They turned on there flashlights and looked about the room they now stood in. Ancient hieroglyphics lined the walls. The older man walked over to one of them and began to read.

“What does it say Professor Oak” asked the young man excitedly.

“Hmm it speaks of some kind of devise”

“What does it do?”

Oak walked further along the wall.

“It says here I make birds swim and I can make fish fly hmm,” he said rubbing his chin.

“What the heck does that mean?”

Professor Oak thought for a moment. “I don’t know”

At that moment an urgent sounding voice called to them from the holes entrance.

“Professor Oak, Mr. Ketchum lunch is ready”

“I told you not to call me MR,” screamed the young trainer.

Professor Oak turned to the young Ketchum (if your getting confused try Ash’s father at ten years old)

“Come on its time to eat will finish this later”

Ten minutes later their lunch was interrupted by.

“Prepare for Trouble”

“And Make it Double”

“To cause are enemies devastation”

“To plunder them across the nation”

“To denounce the evils of truth and love”

“To extend are power to the stars above”

“Miyamoto”

“Jack”

“Team Rocket blast of beyond the speed of light”

“Surrender for you shall lose the fight”

Jack and Miyamoto slid down a rope from their Ski blue balloon above them. Each clad in a miner’s outfit complete with hardhat and pick ax.

“What are you doing here!” screamed the young Ketchum.

“We’ve come for what ever you found in that ruin over there” Jack said evilly.

“You won’t get away with this!” shouted Professor Oak.

“Oh yes we will” smiled Miyamoto as she threw a pokeball releasing Tangela, Jack threw his own pokeball releasing Fearow.

“Your not the only one with pokemon!” shouted Ketchum releasing a Kingler.

Miyamoto just laughed “your water pokemon wont beat my grass, Tangela use vine whip” she shouted. The Tangela jumped high into the air its vines whipped forward striking the Kingler, the Massive crab responded with a groan of pain.

“Kingler HYPERBEAM!”

Miyamoto’s face paled. “Oh boy this is going to hurt right Jack” she said turned to her partner who had disappeared. “JACK HOW DARE YOU ABANDON ME AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?” she screamed as the hyper beam sent her and Tangela flying. Moments before impacting the ground ten feet away she felt some one grab her shirt. It was Jack riding Fearow. “JACK WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!” Miyamoto screamed a slightly burnt. “Robbing the dig site well you kept them busy” Jack smiled. “oh....” She said calming down. Jack laughed and pulled her onto the flying pokemon.

“come one lets get this thing back to base” Jack said.

“Umm Jack what happened my pokemon?” Miyamoto asked.

“oh crap”

After a few days Jack and Miyamoto arrived at base Alex, Brian, Tiffany and Kiki were waiting for them. Miyamoto finally got to see what Jack stole. Pulling it from a brown paper bag it was a short stone rod with wings coming out of it and strange hieroglyphics on it. He also pulled out peaces of paper notes scribed on them and pictures of the walls in the cavern showing the ancient hieroglyphics from the walls.

“hmm it looks odd but not valuable” sighed Brian.

“Hey collectors will pay top dollar for this I beat!” Jack yelled.

A TV screen lowered from the ceiling the image of Madam boss appeared on the screen. “did you find anything?”

“only this” Miyamoto said snatching the object Jack.

Madam boss sighed. “Hmm well I’m sure a collector of some kind might buy it bring it to me”

Miyamoto turned to leave but tripped the rod fell from her grasp and shattered when it hit the ground. There was a bright flash and when it cleared everyone was laying on the ground.

“Is everyone ok in there” shouted the Boss.

“My head hurts” Kiki said trying to get up.

“ok Kiki how about everyone else” the boss said.

“I’m Tiffany not Kiki!” she pouted.

“oh dear god” moaned the boss.

‘Kiki’ was about to respond when she spotted her self Tiffany getting up. ‘Tiffany screamed upon seeing herself on the other end of the room.

“my head hurts enough with out all that screaming” Brian moaned sitting up.

“Brian I’ve switch bodies with Kiki” screamed Tiffany.

“I’m Alex not... oh crap” ‘Alex was cut of by Brian.

“we’ve switched bodies too” he groaned.

The boss’s face was white as a sheet but impossible to see due to the lighting in her office were the call was being made from.

“It switched your bodies!?.... wait what about Jack and Miyamoto”

The gang turned to look at them. Their eyes bugged out of their heads their mouths hanging open.

“Jack are you Jack” asked Kiki. (Kiki in Tiffanies body)

“No” he said from Miyamoto's body.

“I’ll be telling this to a shrink one day”

“assuming we get are bodies back”

Madam Boss gulped. “I’ll be right there”

(authors notes from this point on when I say someone's name I mean the persons mind not body to help your remember whose who is a list)

Jack---Miyamoto

Brian---Alex

Tiffany---Kiki

When Madam Boss arrived they were all sitting in chairs.

“how are all of you doing other then the obvious?” she asked.

Brian was holding his head. “My head hurts”

“So does mine.” Alex muttered his head was hung low.

“I’ve got this pain in my foot” Tiffany groaned.

“I’ll be ok.... physically” sighed Kiki.

The boss moved along to Jack who was griping his stomach.

“How are you Jack” she asked.

“I’ve got these weird stomach cramps!”

Tiffany, Kiki, the Boss and Miyamoto eyes went wide.

Jack looked at each of them. “Oh god no please tell me its not...”