*is uninsipired* Well, I’ll give this a shot

Setting: A sunny day in a hole

(Flower, Ty, Dianna and Fera are still fighting in the hole…)

Flower: Ehh! (solarbeams Fera)

Fera: Rawr…(bubblebeams Ty)

Ty: Rarr… (flamethrowers Dianna)

Dianna: Grrr…(icebeams Flower)

Flower: Ehhh (solarbeams)

Fera: Rawwrrr (bubblebeams)

Ty: Rarrr (flamethrowers)

Dianna: (icebeams)

Flower: Anyone else getting sick of this?

Ty: OOH! OOH! ME!!

Dianna: Cha…whatever! I’m out of here! (throws a smokebomb and when it clears, she and Fera are loooooong gone)

Ty: So…how to do we get out of here?

Flower: (examining the hole) Well…there seems to be a road leading away…

Ty: A road?

Flower: Yep. A…goldenrod one…with many stones…

High Voice: NOPE!
(Ty and Flower jump)

Flower: What?

Another High Voice: We said NOPE!

Ty: Its not a road?

Flower: Then what is it?

High Voice: It IS a road… but…

(a light flickers on, and the high voices are visible…visible to be many…many Munchkins…)

Munchkins: A YELLOW BRICK ROAD!

Flower: …a…yellow? Brick road?

Munchkins: Yes! Yes! THE Yellow Brick Road.

Flower: THE Yellow Brick Road? As in…Wizard of Oz?

Munchkins: (glance at each other and mumble in high voices about copyright laws) No. No THAT Yellow Brick Road. A DIFERENT Yellow Brick Road.

Flower: A DIFFERENT Yellow Brick Road?

Munchkins: Yep.

Ty: So…what have we got to do…follow it?

Munchkins: (nods) YEP!

Flower: Sooo…

Munchkin: Follow the yellow brick road!

Flower: Follow the yellow brick road?

Munchkin: Follow the yellow brick road!

Munchkins: (singing) Follow the yellow brick road…follow the yellow brick road…lalalalalala…follow the yellow brick road!

(They start to push Flower and Ty down the Yellow Brick Road, still singing)

Munchkins: Follow, follow, follow, follow- follow the yellow brick road!

Flower: Nuh-huh…

Munchkins: (stop) What?

Ty: I don’t think so…

Munchkins: What?

Flower: No…MUNCHKIN is going to push me down a DIFFERENT Yellow Brick Road!

Ty: Right. Sooo…

(Flower and Ty reach in their pockets and throw many, many Pokeballs at the Munchkins, catching most of them)

Munchkins that weren’t caught: EEK! (run away)

Flower: My MEW that was annoying…

Ty: Ain’t that right…well at least we got…30 Munchkins!

Flower: Never- EVER open those Pokeballs. NEVER!

Ty: Gotcha.

(And so the two walked off down the GOLDENROD STONE ROAD with 30 new People, off to a new adventure)

Flower: …I’m not so fond of being short anymore…