Dragonitemare presents
Pokemon Crystal seriesEp. 13
The johto express
Well now..... Crystal, Misty, and Brock have now left so Crystal can tryher hand at the Kanto league. But first, they are going to drop off Brock at a nearby train station so he can go back to Pewter City so he can go back to see his family. Now I know what y'all are thinking.... why wouldn't Brock want to stay with Crystal to see the Kanto League and all the pretty girls? There are two main reasons for this: 1) Since he's not following around Ash..... he won't be needed to mother anyone on the journey. His major purposes of breaking up all 5000000 of Ash's and Misty quarrels have disappeared. 2) He does not like putting up with Crystal's drug habit. If he's going to have to put up with drugs... then he might as well deal with it within his own family (father). That way, he can be a mother to all his 10 children or however many there may be. Now that that's been settled.... we notice the trio, Pikachu the mouse, Sandshrew the............ uh............... Sandshrew, and Togepi the freaky egg thing who's currently latched onto Misty...... they are resting as Brock is cooking some food to eat. Crystal is going through her backpack looking at some plants on the ground. ????....... Hmmmmm! Meanwhile, Togepi plays with Misty. "It's great that you're finally going back to see your family.", says Crystal stuffing her bag with some mysterious substance. "Hey Brock, what train are you going to take?", asks Misty as she feeds its master, Togepi. "Well... I think the best train to take would be the Johto Express.", answers Brock. "Johto Express?", answers Crystal. "Wow... that's not just a express train", gapes Misty, "The terminal also has concessions stands and even entertainment." "Pikachu", exclaims Pikachu in delight. "Oh yeah", shouts Brock, "And there will also probably be a lot of pretty girls that I'll be boarding the train with.... <drools>" "Toge-toge", screams Togepi in delight at seeing Brock begin to malfunction whenever these "women" things get into his brains. Togepi then directs the crew to finish eating and get going. "All right", exclaims Crystal, "We're off to the Johto Express Train Station." "Shrew!", yells Sandshrew as they head off towards their destination. But a little pink thing just happens to be following them en route to the terminal. "Jiggly", states Jigglypuff who pops up out of the bush and goes in pursuit of them saying again, "Jigglypuff!" <cue intro> We are then quickly taken to the Cattalia City Medical Center where we see Nurse Joy checking on Ash as Meganium continues inject its love potion into Ash and give it a few licks. (No ....... really!) "How are you feeling today, Ash?", asks one of those Nurse Joy's. "I feel okay.... in fact, i feel ready to get up and restaaaaaaaa", shouts Ash as he moronically tries to get up even though he still has many broken bones. "Oh no, Ash.... you can't get up yet", says Joy adding, "It's going to take quite a while in rehab before you're even going to able to walk again." "Whhaaaaaa.....", shouts Ash sounding dumber by the second, "You mean I can't walk???!" ........ Okay people...... now he has gone completely under and below the average schnauzer's IQ. "Unfortunately... not until you begin rehabilitation tomorrow! But it's okay.... your mother will be there to support you all the way.", says Joy. "Mega!", shouts Meganium as Ash just lays there dumbfaced trying to figure out what the word rehabilitation means. Nurse Joy then chuckles and tells Ash, "Meganium's also supporting you all the way as are your other pokemon.... Meganium needs some rest now so I'm going to take it down to the nearby pokemon center." "Do you run the pokemon center?", asks Ash being that his brain is 2-D (pokemon and food). "Oh no... I work here! My sister in law runs the pokemon center in this town.", answers Joy to cover up her double-life as a Nurse and lesbian incest hooker, "Come on, Meganium!". "Mega!", shouts Meganium as they leave Ash all alone. And we all wonder, with his limited brains, why he has been left alone more often. Ash then looks outside and mopes like a little kid. "Aww.... it's such a beautiful day. I wish I could just get out there and enjoy it.", he mopes, "I could play on the playground (he may be 12 but that doesn't mean he's grown), or go sailing, or even go on a balloon ride in a balloon like that one up there!" But this Balloon is shaped like a happy buddha-faced Meowth and it heads right for Ash's hospital room window as all he can do is say, "Huh?". Hmmm.... happy buddha-faced Meowth balloon.... heading for Ash?.... thaaaaat's right........ it's them! "Prepare for trouble", says Jessie as she leaps through the open window."And make it double", proclaims James following suit."To protect the world from devastation""To unite all peoples within our .........", starts James but is interrupted by Jessie. "Hey... wait a minute!", she says studiously as James falls over after being interrupted. "Where are all your pokemon?", asks Jessie. "Oh yeah", squeals James, "Where's Pikachu? Where's the rest?" "I let Crystal borrow them so she could compete in the Kanto league.", replies Ash. "So you gave your pokemon to that girl.", snickers Jessie, "Well, I thought you were only into that redhead but I guess we were wrong." Ash, who cannot grasp even the most basic concepts about love and sex, is puzzled and just shouts back, "What are you talking about?" "Hmm", adds James, "I think we've got all of questions answered here!" And we've seen all we've needed to see from TR except for a couple of small inkling details which then arrive. "What happened to da mottoooooo?", shouts Meowth as he jumps into the room. "Uh Meowth, he doesn't have any of his pokemon anymore", says Jessie. "Yeah, he let that girl borrow most of them.", adds James. "You see Meowth", says Jessie, "Since Ash is injured and can't leave the hospital he doesn't have any use for his pokemon." That is when Wobbuffet jumps from the balloon into the hospital room and shouts its grand appearance, "WOOOBBBBBUUUUFFET!" But Jessie is none too pleased that she's been interrupted so she grabs Wobbuffet and shouts, "Get back in the balloon!", as she then throws Wobbuffet, who had just been patiently waiting to make an appearance, like a football back into the balloon. But not before it can shout, "Wobbbuhhh", en route to the balloon. Great comic relief, Wobbuffet! <laughs and sniffs in appreciation> Thanks and God bless. Jessie then finishes by asking Meowth, "You understand?" Meowth says he does as James then concludes, "So therefore twerp... I guess we're not going to bother you today." They start to leave as Ash shows a sweatdrop but Meowth pulls them back and says, "Wait a minute! Before we look for dat goil, we should at least ask da twoip where she is." "Good idea, Meowth!" But Ash won't have any of it shouting, "I won't ever tell you where they are... even if I knew exactly where they were." Smart thing to say when you're absolutely defenseless in front of three criminals. "Hmm", grins Jessie, "Then I guess we'll have to get an answer out of you the hard way." Ash then shouts in fright as he's about to face his worst fear. "Dat's right!", agrees Meowth, "Dat's exactly why I brought da ultimate torture davice!", he shouts dramatically. He reaches into his sack and pulls out his super ultimate weapon of torture <evil music plays>. That's right.... it's a ............................................. a............... a giant tickling device. I told you it was a torture device.................... No....... seriously..... it is when you think about it. "This oughtta laugh da answa outta his belly.", laughs Meowth. "Nooooo", shouts Ash as he is about to be (***WARNING......... HORRENDOUS PUN AHEAD***) the victim of TR's silliest scheme yet. (END WARNING) James then squeals, "Tickle, tickle!" Uh boy.... he's gayer than ever and y'all love it. So TR is tickling Ash who is laughing to death until he finally gives up and tells TR where Crystal is going. "Ahahaha.... okay.... hahaha... They went to that big train station ... haha.... to drop off Brock.", he laughs. "Train station?", asks a puzzled Jessie. James responds, "He must be talking about the Johto Train Terminal!" Meowth and Jessie repeat the location James talked about and then James explains how popular the place is stressing, "There are all kinds of interesting people at that place." "As well as many interesting pokemon we could swap", adds Meowth. “You mean swipe,” decrees Jessie. "Okay", shouts James, "Then let's go!" "Thanks for your help, twerp", shouts Jessie boarding the balloon. "We hoped that we tickled your funny bone", adds James, "Ta-ta". They then sail off in their balloon and shout, "Looks like Team Rocket's sailing away again!" But it's Wobbuffet that deservedly gets to close TR's appearance as it salutes and says, "Wobb!" We then turn our attention back to Crystal, Misty, and Brock who are still walking towards the train station. And they are beginning to get tired. "Where exactly is big train station?", asks Misty. "Goldenrod City!", answers Brock to the shock of the girls. "Goldenrod City?!!!", they shout as Misty then gets angry. "Do you know how long it'll take us to get there!!!??? Are you that obsessed with meeting girls that much?", she yells as Brock replies with the obvious answer. "Of course I am", shouts Brock as every other male nods in agreement. Togepi laughs, scattering some more hypnotic waves around the trio as Crystal asks, "Isn't there a faster way to get there?", as the girls sigh in despair thinking they'll have to walk for days. But behold, Brock has an idea to please the women so they can get there faster. Of course, he'll always have a plan as long as it involves making cute women happy. "I've got it!", he shouts as he calls out Onix. "Ga-roooaaaaar", shouts Onix as the girls are delighted. "Hey.... I'm sure we'll get there a lot faster on Onix.", says Crystal. "Okay", yells Brock, "Then let's go!" They all jump aboard as Onix starts to take off. Jigglypuff then spots the moving Onix and tries to bum a free ride by chasing after it. We see Onix take off with the trio as well as Pikachu, Sandshrew, and the freak...... Togepi. Plus, at the tail end of Onix... we see a smiling Jigglypuff happy that she made it onto Onix. Jigglypuff looks back at the scenery behind Onix and sees it as a big moving stage. So thus, it begins to sing ("Jiiiiiiiigggiily-puuuuuff jigilyyyyy-puuuufff" ya know, the basic Jigglypuff song). Out in front of Onix, Crystal picks up the song slightly but she can't make out exactly what the song is. "Hey guys do you hear that strange music?", asks Crystal. As they listen.... pokemon of all sorts are dropping from the trees as Jigglypuff moves ahead on the tail of Onix. Misty and Brock then realize what the sound is to their horror since they've heard Jigglypuff before unlike Crystal. "Oh no!", shouts Misty, "Don't tell that it's .............. it's...." "It's Jigglypuff", moans Brock as they then start to get drowsy. Onix starts to look weary as if it was stoned and it stops and lays down to rest with everyone else on its back. Jigglypuff keeps singing until it notices that Onix has totally stopped. She looks back and sees that the crew has passed out which obviously makes her mad and she does her usual doodling. Only this time, the sketches are more suggestive like for example, two Jigglypuff kissing, an almost naked Ryan Phillippe, and a sloppy mess of fluid drawings on Misty. And that's all I'll go into..... you'll have to let your imaginations go wild with what those sketches mean. She finishes her graphic doodling then looks past Onix and sees the big Johto Express Terminal Station in front of her. Jigglypuff sees it as a big arena to sing in so she squeals, "Jigglypuff", in delight and enters into the station. Hmph...... you'd think by now that Jigglypuff has learned her lesson. Unless it really doesn't have a brain meaning it's simply anairhead. When everyone wakes up from the nap, they are all dumbfounded by Jigglypuff's racy sketches. What?.... You'd really think it would just draw meaningless garbage? Crystal is still groggy and asks, "What happened?" "Jigglypuff song put us all to sleep", answers Misty as Togepi gathers more energy from the markings on its mug. "Uy", yawns Crystal, "Well I haven't been sleeping much lately so I guess her song wasn't so..................... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!My backpack! It doodled all over my backpack", as she panics over the fact that a lot of her "valuables" are in there. But now that her backpack has been doodled on.... she's lost a lot of value of the backpack and its contents. And you know what that means................. She can't bring it to Phish concerts anymore............ Oh, the horror! <Sarcasm meter explodes> "I guess this is turning out to be a bad day aa...", states Crystal until Brock cuts her off. "Wait", he yells, "Look over there!", as theylook and see the Johto Express Terminal to their delight. "We're here!", shouts Crystal as Pikachu and Sandshrew also celebrate. "Well what are we waiting for? Let's go!", says Misty. "I probably missed the first shuttle thanks to Jigglypuff but now that we're here I can just take the next available train to Pewter City!", adds Brock who thanks Onix for being a toboggan and calls it back into the pokeball. "Okay.... Johto Express Train Station..... here we come!", declares Crystal with Sandshrew adding, "Shrew!" <cue commercial> Who's that pokemon?? .......... It's Azumarill! ..... "Azumariiill!" Over the skies of the train station we notice TR in their balloon reaching their destination. "Ha! I tink dat's it!", shouts Meowth. "Are you sure?", asks James. Meowth says, "I'm sure of it! So now dis way, we can swipe our transit cards and some pokemon." "Hey look", notes Jessie looking onto the station from above, "It's those twerps...... and they're heading inside!" "Hooray", shouts TR as Meowth then adds, "We'll have all-access to Pikachu and Sandshrew, too!" "Yes Meowth", confirms James saying, "It'll be all aboard the Team Rocket express once we steal all their pokemon. And you know how I love train rides.", sounding as gay and gigglicious as he possibly can. Now that was funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But Jessie smacks them both to set them straight as they land behind the station building. "We're not here to take a train ride!!!", she yells as Wobbuffet says, "Wobbuffet!", in agreement. Jessie shows a sweatdrops and sighs, "On second thought.... maybe I should send you on a one way train ride." After they land, they get off and Jessie says with a sinister smirk, "Ok... let's get in there!" "Time ta make our grand entrance.", states Meowth. We then go inside the station which the size and decoration of rivals that of Grand Central Station in New York City. There are all sorts of restaurants, fast food joints and formal dining alike. There are also souvenir stands, vending machines, and of course (being that we're in the pokemon world) many pokemon. But what gigantic train station would be complete without its' most common feature ................................................................... homeless bums! There are a few on the benches begging for money as well as one sleeping over a heating vent. And Crystal, Brock, and Misty are gazing at all of the sites. "Wow. There's so much activity going on you'd think we'd be in a city.", says Misty. "It kind of is a city.", says Brock correcting Misty. "There's so much to do here!", raves Crystal, "What should we do first?" We see Pikachu at this point reaching for this balloon he's appealed by even stepping on Sandshrew's back to get up there. Brock though, as of right now, is all business as he sternly says, "You can do whatever you want after I find where my train is. We don't have any time to be fooling around." Just then, he turns and sees this really hot blonde girl standing at a table outside this food place. Of course Brock demonstrates his usual reaction by dropping his jaw to the floor and zipping right over to her talking really, really fast. "Hi.... I couldn't help but notice that you might be hungry. May I buy something for you? Oh..... before I forget, my name is Brock but I won't bother asking for your name because whatever it is, it's perfect!", he spurts out. Crystal and Sandshrew just show a sweatdrop since they aren't used to this while Misty drags away Brock again as Togepi laughs evilly. "Well..... so much for not wasting time.", mutters Crystal and then Pikachu mutters, "Pika-chu", in agreement. Brock then turns to Misty and laughs, "Uh-huh huh.... I guess we DO have time for a little fun." Togepi then laughs uncontrollably, "Toge-toge-toge-toge-toge", and on and on knowing that anytime is a good time for the egg thingy to have its "fun" with everyone. After a Pikachu screen wipe, we notice Jigglypuff also walking around the busy terminal looking for a place to sing. She notices a couple of children screaming and crying with their mommies as well a couple of hookers trying to sell themselves. Heh...... wonder if there are any sickos that are looking for Jigglypuff prostitutes. She then looks further and sees the stage for performing artists where a club band called WD50 is performing and a billboard saying that Twisted Sister will perform tonight. Yeeeeaaahhh....... We're not goin ta take it! ........ We're not goin ta take it! .... We're not goin ta take it ..... anymoooooooooooooooooorrrrrreeee!!!! Huh..... what...... uh............. oh sorry, got lost in that song. Back to the story, Jigglypuff sees the stage and goes up the side door hoping that the door leads up to the stage entrance. Meanwhile.... who else would be arriving at the stage but our protagonists. "Wow.... here's the concert stage guys.", utters Crystal, "I'm sure some huge acts have been here in the past." "You mean like the Grateful Dead?", asks Brock who's real purpose for that question was to wonder what kind of chick Crystal really is. "Perhaps!", says Cris-tal nostlgically. "This place must have all kinds of great entertainment.", says Brock who then turns and asks this girl next to him, "Excuse me miss, but may I ask what you're favorite band is?" The girl responds with a southern accent and says, "Oh...... I guess I'd have to say the Dixie Chicks." Brock then goes nuts by saying how much he loves the Dixie Chicks. He suddenly has on a cowboy hat, a pair of spurs, jeans, and a rawhide vest with a poorly sketched country western background . "In fact", boasts Brock, "I've just been a lonely cowpoke alone with my dogies out on the ranges of Pewter City. But then I saw you as an adorable country bumpkin and make my heart go Yeeeeeeeeeee-hhaaaawww!" Misty then drags him away again saying in a western accent, "Time to run off into the sunset cowpoke!" Crystal then looks onto the stage, which is now empty (so much for WD50....... must've broke up already), and she wonders who will come out on stage next. "I wish I could stay to see Twisted Sister.... They're my favorite 80's band", adds Misty looking at the Twisted Sister poster. The announcer then comes out as Brock and Sandshrew point out. "Ladies and Gentleman", shouts the announcer who looks shaky like he's been smoking something, "We are proud to present to you....... the wonderful, the talented, ....uh ..... the wonderfully talented...", but before he could finish, an explosion rocks him off the stage and blows Jigglypuff (who was about to step out on stage) up near the ceiling and back away from the stage. The protagonists look up in shock as they see two shadowy figures behind the smoke. "Wow... great pyrotechnics... I'm sure these guys will rock.", says Brock. Misty then answers him, "Wait a minute Brock, that's not a rock band! Look who it is." "Impossible", gapes Crystal in astonishment as Sandshrew gasps, "Shrew!", in astonishment as well. The smoke then starts to lighten up as the usual dramatic music plays. "Prepare for trouble""Make it double""To protect the world from devastation""To unite all peoples within our nation""To denounce the evils of truth and love""To extend our reach to the stars above""Jessie""James""Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light" "Surrender now or prepare to fight" "Woooobbuffet", shouts Wobbuffet who pops up from below the stage as Meowth says, "We hope ya enjoy our show!" "Not you again", yells Crystal more in annoyment than in anger. "Aha!", laughs Jessie who's wearing her long red hair up and out somewhat like a peacock, "You're all going to love the acts that we're about to pull off." "Act one!", yells Meowth who pushes a button which sends out a bunch of capture nets capturing Pikachu, Sandshrew, and many other pokemon around the stage. "Oh no", yells Crystal who looks so worried that she may be ready for another hit while everyone panics. "Hah hah hah! Now we're goin ta PULL of act two!", stresses Meowth in PUN-ishment as TR reels in all the pokemon that they captured to the tune of a rock song and strum the rope like they're playing guitar at the same time. Heh heh.... gotta love the rockets! "We've got to do something!", yells Misty is total uselessness as Crystal tries to run up to the stage. "Now for the final act!", says James in his deep but still gay voice. "That's right! Bombs away", yells Jessie as TR starts to toss mini-bombs at the audience and Crystal to keep away from the stage. Meowth scoffs at the crowd and then pushes a button to lower their balloon from the ceiling. "We hope our show blew your mind!", yells Jessie as they load onto the balloon. "Ta ta twerps", states James as they sail away in their balloon. "Pikachu! Sandshrew!", yells Crystal in desperation, "How are we going to get them back?" "Leave it to me to try!", yells Brock who without Ash around feels like becoming the action hero for once. "I came here so I could go back and see my family and see all these pretty girls... and I'll be damned if I let those three get away that easily.", states Brock the people around him look on kind of puzzled. He sends out Crobat and tells it to bring down the balloon. As it heads up towards the balloon, TR is celebrating their victory. Meowth is singing, "Meowth ... meowth meowth meowth meowth", to the tune of We Are The Champions. Jessie then smacks him yelling, "Our show is already over, Meowth!" James corrects her pointing out that there is still another fan flying towards the balloon. Jessie takes a closer look and is puzzled about what is flying at them. When they realize that it ain't stopping, they begin to scream like little girls, you know..... the way TR normally screams. Brock shouts at Crobat to use its wing attack that puts a hole in the happy-buddha faced balloon and it brings them down just outside the station where the good trio runs. When TR comes to, they notice an angry threesome staring down at them as well as all of the pokemon that were stolen have been returned. Brock then steps forward and admonishes them. "You want to invade this station and assault all these beautiful girls and their pokemon, that makes me sick", he says. "Brock has a one-track mind... doesn't he?", asks Crystal towards Misty. "Yeah", she answers swiftly, "Most of the time." Brock then calls out Geodude to use its fury cutter which has Geodude karate chopping TR very fast. Crystal then tells Sandshrew to give them a sandstorm which inundates TR in sand. Then she orders Pikachu to use a thunderbolt which zaps a sand-covered TR. Geodude then tackles them into their balloon. "Now we're really rocking", mutters James. Brock then sends out Pineco to show the ladies his impressive display of pokemon. Brock then tells it to use self-destruct so it Pineco's its ass over to the balloon starts to flash and blows up in TR faces sending them skyward. "I tink I bust my eardrums afta all dose explosions and bangin", says Meowth. "Well we're really going off with a bang this time", adds Jessie. "Looks like Team Rocket rockin out agaaaiiiiiiinnnn"............ "Woobbbuuuffet" <sniff> Oh man can that Wobbuffet rock. ***holds up lighter*** "That was great, Brock!", says Crystal. "Well ... you kind of helped too! And seeing the way you communicated with Pikachu, I know that you can do very well in your quest", replies Brock. Crystal and Sandshrew thank him before Brock offers to order lunch for the three of them on him. They all cheer as Brock offers another girl nearby a free lunch if she dates him. She is kind puzzled and scared at the goofy Brock as he then brags about how heroic he is until Crystal this time pulls him away saying, "Ooookay, let's not get ahead of ourselves." We then see the cast along with some of Brock's pokemon as they happily chow down on a meal at their table. They all talk about how much they're enjoying their meal and Misty shows her hatred and intolerance towards TR. "Well... as usual Team Rocket failed to be a success", she brags. "And I hope your future adventures are successful Brock", adds Crystal as Brock thanks her saying that he doesn't want to miss Crystal's journey, but he misses his family so much. So Brock did what every single politician has ever done to explain what he had to explain. He told Crystal a half-truth (and you'll see plenty of those come election time I assure you). "Ready to go?", asks Crystal. Brock replies, "Almost... but let's just catch one last act" as they look towards the stage. The cracked-up announcer says that it's open mike for the next few hours so anyone can come up and do whatever they feel. Could definetly imagine some hobo getting up there and stripping. (Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!) "Ahhhhh! Here comes some entertainment!", says the announcer. Our troops look eager to see what it is and find out to their horror. "Ahhhhh! Jigglypuff!", they all shout. "Not twice in one day!", gasps Crystal. The rest of the audience claps in anticipation of the song. "Jigglypuff!", says the pink puff in delight and then it sings. And with the song, almost the entire terminal begins to snooze. Our protagonists also get dreary-eyed as Misty says, "We're cruisin for another snoozin'", as Pikachu adds sleepily, "Pika-chu!" Jigglypuff keeps singing until it notices that its audience has fallen asleep and then it gets angry and does its usual voyeuristic drawings. It then boards its round ass into a train where the destination appears as: SOUTH PARK. Come to think of it, I would like to see that thing bitch slap Mr. Garrison. When the "heroes" come to, their faces have been doodled on again as everyone else wakes up to find drawings (some of them graphic) on their bodies. "At least I got a chance to digest my meal with that slumber... so now I won't look too fat when I go back and see some girls back in Pewter City!", says Brock. "I thought you were going to see your family?", asks a suspicious Misty as Brocko then just shows a sweat drop. We cut to see Brock getting on the Pewter City train. He waves good-bye and good luck to Crystal and Misty. Crystal says good-bye and thanks him for his assistance. Some of Brock's pokemon are there to say bye as well and then, the door closes and the Johto express is off. "Well, Brock is gone.... so now it's just the two of us!", says Misty. Yep.... now it's just the two of them to see if they can reconcile any lesbian feeling for each other. "It's going to feel weird on a pokemon journey with just two people", says Misty. Weird?..... well ... that might be one way to put it. "You sure you don't want to stay behind with Ash?", asks Crystal. Misty replies, "Nah... even though I care a lot about Ash, it won't do me any good to just wait around until he gets better. And besides, I need to be out in the world so I can learn some more about water pokemon.", which is all just a bunch of crap just so she can be with Crystal. They then leave the Johto Express Terminal as Crystal thanks Misty for being a companion on her journey. "Ah... don't mention it", says Misty through the forced echoings of Togepi, "You're going to need my water pokemon expertise anyway!" And they continue to chatter on as they say good-bye for now to the toned, squinty-eyed, and flirtatious Brock. And now they say whassuuuup to the upcoming Kanto league! So what did we learn here today? Was it the fact that Jigglypuff has become more of a pervert? Was it that James gets gayer as time passes? Or is it that pokemon is starting to decintigrate into a sitcom? All of those may be true.... but there was one moral learnt that soars above all others... one that caught our eye the moment you read it... one that is undeniably important to the pokemon world... And that moral IS... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ............................................................. Twisted Sister is Misty's favorite 80s band! I wanna rock! Rock!...
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