The Meaning of Christmas

By: DayDreamer

Category: Other

Genre: Crack

Summary: Basically Max goes around asking everyone what Christmas is REALLY about. Crack fic

Note: Also, this is a Christmas fic (duh, look at the title) and I decided to post it up since First and Second Place winners of my contests haven’t emailed me them with their requests- First place is Lone Gyarados Ride-I emailed you at least twice and I still haven’t gotten an answer-please send me an email with your one-shot request, which fic you’d like me to update and your idea for my next fic credit to you. Second place, I just need to know what your pen name is. >.>’’ Yes, so I can post up your one-shot kays?

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Max watched as the older girls and boys rushed about putting up Christmas decorations-the tinsel, the mistletoe, the stockings-everything to make Cerulean City Gym more bright and full of Christmas cheer. But why? All this stuff and for what?

“Hey Ash…?” he ran after the Pokemon Master in-training who was rushing about complying to the red headed girl’s whims. “What’s Christmas all about?”

“What’s Christmas all about?!” Ash stopped in his tracks and turned to stare at the young boy incredulously. “That’s easy! It’s about the food!”

“Food…?” Max echoed.

“Yeah! Have you tasted Brock’s Christmas cake?!” the young trainer began to drool-his eyes becoming starry. “It’s delicious!”

“Ash!” Misty yelled. “What are you doing standing around?! Go get those lights!”

“But Max is asking me the meaning of Christmas!” Ash protested defensively.

“What was that?” Sharon blinked, walking over.

“What’s the meaning of Christmas?” Max stared up at them. “What’s it all about?”

“VENGENACE!” Sharon roared unexpectedly. She sweat dropped at the stares she received. “Err… I mean presents I suppose…”

“I agree.” Misty nodded.

“About the vengeance?” Sharon asked hopefully.

“No! About the presents!”

“Oh… but it’s really all about the vengeance.”

“Stop acting like a grinch.”

“What?!”

“You guys are all wrong!” Brock cut in. “It’s about mistletoe and kissing girls!”

“You’ve got to be kidding!”

“Its about food!”

“Presents!”

“VENGENACE!”

“Girls!”

“Food!”

“VENGENACE!”

“Girls!”

“Presents!”

“Food!”

Max sweat dropped slightly at their continued argument; decorations apparently forgotten. Which was right? May suddenly pulled him away, kneeling down before him.

“Christmas is whatever you want it to be Max.” May smiled. “Personally I think it’s about spending time with your family.

“Really?” Max tilted his head slightly.

“Really.” May grinned.

“Okay. Max embraced her tight. “Hey… What did you get me though?”

“You’ll see.” May laughed.

“Food!”

“Presents!”

“Girls!”

“VENGANCE!”

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Note: LoL. Complete crack I tell you. ^-^ Happy Holidays to all on The Pokemon Tower! ^.^