SCHOOL CRUSH

BY: COMMANDER_KENNY
DISCLAIMER:LIKE DUDE I LIKE DON't OWN POKEMON DUDE LIKE SOME JAPENESE WANKAH DUZ!dude... |:)

WARNING:some things in this may not be appropriete
for younger veiwers and due to it's content should not be viewed by anybody.thank you.
It's a celebration bitches...enjoy.

A/N:HI GUYS!MISS ME?.....anyone?Screw you then.Well it's been a while...it really has.
so I thought I'd start this shit up again!SNOOTCH TO THE NOOTCH!
Oh and this one cantains some stuff from Chasing Amy.
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Ash:I don't even think Anthony likes her anymore.
Misty:Why not?
Ash:I guess he's not the romantic type like...some people...
'Oh god how Ash loved this woman'
Misty:Um...you know I use to be Anthony's girlfriend.
Ash:Really?Wow.
Misty:Yeah.
Ash:why did you break up?
Misty:He didn't cader to my needs.
Ash:Huh?
Misty:Never mind...
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LATER...Outside school...

Ash:Dude you never told me Misty was your girlfriend.

Anthony:yeeaaah...about that dude...well.

Ash:Dude what was it like?

Anthony:I don't want to talk about it dude...

Ash:C'mon Dude!

Anthony:NO DUDE!

Ash:DUDE!

Anthony:DUDE!

Ash:DUUDE!!

Anthony:Yeah you got a point.Alright.So theres me and Misty and were
all inseperable right?

Ash:Why the fuck don't I remember this?

Anthony:Dude what you don't know about me I could just about scweeze
into the grand friggen canyon'!Anyways as I be sayins' We're all 
inseperable right?Well a few months later I ask about her ex boy friend
Rudy...Which is a bad move...Stupid guy bullshit.

Ash:Dumbass.

Anthony:Do somthin'...anyways she tells me about how they were in love
how her mom likes me better and I'm okay...But then she tells me
how she did stupid shit to get..."futher" in the relationship...

Ash:Oh god...

Anthony:So I thought what I sould do is call her a slut. Tell her
she was used.I'm out for blood.I really want to hurt this girl.So
I look her sraight in the eye...I say it's over.and I walk.

Ash:Friggen' A'!

Anthony: No idiot...it was a mistake.I felt like she was so experienced
and I felt low.But she wasn't looking for that kind of guy.

Ash:Dude.

Anthony: Yeah she was looking for me.and when I found that out
she had moved on...so I had to move on too...

Ash:....sissy.

Anthony:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?

Ash:Nothing...