Anthony’s Quest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Snootchie bootchies little nootches! Not much to say right now. This chapters up and yadda yadda yadda. I NEED MORE FUGGIN’ REVIEWS!!! Oh yeah and some guy sent me an email telling me I should finish up the story already well…I have to say…shut the fuck up. I will finish the story when the journey is over/when all the characters fall off a cliff. Oh and Sonic, Amanda is 13. Thanks for trying to help though. Snootchie bootchies. OH! And Expect PLOT TWISTS/PLOT HOLES and CROSSOVERS! LOOP! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “YAAAWWNNN!!!!!!!!! Well…I’m gonna go to slee--SNORE.” Said Anthony falling asleep. ‘ He’s so…I’ll ask him tomorrow…’ Thought Rene’. MEANWHILE IN THE GUESTROOM: “CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT BITCH!!!? SHE’S WORSE THAN JOAN RIVERS!!!” Yelled Amanda. “Dude that was harsh.” Said Mike. “Yeah dude. Joan Rivers?” Said Squeak. Meanwhile… “Gotta pee.” Said Anthony. Anthony walked down to the bathroom closed the door and took the longest piss in existence. “ANTHONY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!!!???” Yelled Amanda. “WHAT D’YA THINK?!?” “I THINK YOUR F**KING RENE’!!!” “Oh hi Amanda…waiting for the toilet too?” Said Rene’ standing right behind her. “…Hi…Rene’…um Can I talk to you??” Asked Amanda. “Sure in fact I wanted to ask Anthony something but I guess I’ll ask you.” “What?” “Well I was wondering…can I like…travel with you guys?” “WHAT?!?!” “Well you probably know I…like…Anthony and I just wanna spend every waking moment with him!!” Amanda was speechless. “I-I-I…ask em’ yourself…” Amanda said running away. “OKAY! THANK YOU!” “Ahh…much better--Oh! Uh…hi Rene’.” Said Anthony. “Oh uh…hi. *blush* I was wondering, um…can I like go with you guys?” “Well sure! We could always use someone to help us on our journey!” Rene’ gave Anthony a huge hug. “Uh…” “Thank you thank you thank you!!” “Uhh…heh heh…” Said Anthony with a funny look on his face. _____________________________________________ The next day… “BYE DADDY!!” Said Rene’. “Bye bye.” Prof Elm said. “Meh meh meh…humph.” Humph-ed Amanda. “Wow! Two chicks are traveling with us now! Hopefully the writer of this story will stop being a dick and give ME a girlfriend!!” Said Squeak. “Shuddup Squeak! I don’t think we’re allowed to talk anymore.” Said Mike. “Don’t mind them Rene’…their just…”like this”. Said Anthony. “I think they add comic relief to this grueling, crazy stupid story.” Said Amanda. “Hush!” Said Anthony. “NOW! TO THE NEXT CITY!!!…What’s the next city?” Asked Squeak. “A new city! Wow…Twilight town!” Said Anthony. “Huh…I don’t remember that in the games…” Said Mike. “Yeah well the writer has been playing Kingdom Hearts 2…what a pussy.” Said Anthony. WRITER: SHUT UP!!…under da’ sea…hmm hmm hmm. “Oookay…TO TWIGLIGHT TOWN!” Said Squeak. _____________________________________________ Twilight town “Well that transition was fast.” Said Amanda. *BASH!* “OWIE OWIE OW!!” Yelled Anthony rubbing his head. He bumped into a Brown haired character. “Oh! Sorry! I’m just in a hurry!!” Said the boy. “To what?” Rene’ asked. “I’m a HERO! I’m always in a hurry! I’m Sora!” Said the boy. “I’m Anthony! These are my friends! We are on our way to the gym.” “Well I got bad news. The gym leader has been captured by a race of beings called Heartless.” Said Sora. “Heartless? What kinda’ Pokemon is that?” Asked Amanda. “It’s NOT a Pokemon! It’s evil and Darkness personified! I’m trying to rescue the gym leader, Hayner!” Sora informed. “Well…we’ll help!” Said Anthony. “I am the key blade master. I think I can handle it!” “Well I’m gonna be a Pokemon Master!” “Whatever dude! But if you get your heart stolen, don’t come crying to me!” “Between you and me and the guy reading this…I’ve already had my heart stolen by that girl over there.” Said Anthony pointing at Amanda. “LET’S GO ALREADY!!” Said Squeak. ____________________________________________ Heartless battle. “Goddamn transitions!” Said Amanda. “Anthony look out behind you!!” Said Squeak. “Huh? OH SHI---” Anthony was knocked out. _____________________________________________ Inside Anthony’s mind…again. “Huh? Wh-what happened?” Anthony Asked. “Hello Anthony.” Said a strange glowing figure. “Who the hell are you?” “That is not important right now! Asshole! Your friends need you.” “What? Why me?” “All good things in time child. Now…WAKE UP!!” “WAKE UP!!” Yelled Amanda sobbing. “uuuhhg….Amanda? Is that you?” Asked Anthony. “!! ANTHONY!! THANK GOD!!” Yelled Rene’ and Amanda. “Wh-what happened? Where are the heartless?” Asked Anthony. “You were hit on the head. And the Heartless fled with the gym leader.” Said Sora. ‘What was with that weird ass dream? Huh? I…I feel different…I feel stronger…faster…cooler.’ Anthony wondered. “What the? LOOK OUT THEY’RE COMING BACK!!” Yelled Sora. “ANTHONY!!!!” Yelled Amanda as a Heartless took her and the others away. Leaving just him and Sora. “AMANDA!! RENE’!! MIKE!! RICHIE!!…no…NO! Sora we gotta go after them!!” Yelled Anthony. “Woah woah calm down Anthony! Your getting angry!” Said Sora. “YOUR DAMN RIGHT I’M ANGRY!!” Anthony started going black very slowly. “What the heck? ANTHONY CALM DOWN!! The darkness is feasting on your heart! Heartless eat up anger and sorrow like pie!” Informed Sora. … “MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD WERE JUST KIDNAPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!” Anthony roared going completely dark. “ I’m GONNA KILL THEM!!!” Screamed Anthony rushing towards the Heartless. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohh…drama. Usually I’d just put joke after joke but. Me and Amanda are finally bf/gf and she gave me a few ideas for the story I had to put in. #___#. For reviews flames ideas or yadda yadda email me at Junkman123_284@hotmail.com or AIM me at Commanderkenny9. Over n’ out.