Authors note: Yay, I’m back! \ ^O^ / Okay I’m REALLY bored right now, so this story probably sucks. ^_^ Well, read and enjoy (Or disgust, whatever!)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Pokemon, coz’ if I did, I would sue the living crap out of other authors! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Weird story

Ash, Misty and Brock were alking down the road, and HEY what’ya know? They’re not lost. But suddenly Misty pulled out her mallet and hit Ash with it.

Ash: Why did you do that?!

Misty: For getting us lost!

Ash: But we’re not lost! And besides, Brock is leading the way!

Misty: Oh, sorry.

Misty then hit Brock with her mallet, making him faint.

Ash: Now, why did you do that? I said we weren’t lost!

Misty: Oh yeah…

Misty then hit herself with her mallet, making herself faint. Ash looked at Pikachu, and sweatdropped.

Ash: Dude, this is one screwed up day!

Pikachu: Pika! (Yeah, tell me about it, I mean this is so weird!)

Ash:…..

Pikachu: Pikachu pika pika pi chu? (What?)

Ash: Your language is really screwed up!

Pikachu: Pikachu pika pi chu ka chu pi pika! (Is not!)

Just then Team Rocket jumped down from a tree, that wasn’t even there.

Jessie: Prepare for trouble!

James: Make it doubl…… OH LOOK!!!!

James ran up to Ash and hugged him! O_o

James: So cute! Can I keep him?! Huh? Can I?!!! PLEASE??!!!! I promise to take good care of him!

Jessie: Oh I don’t know… We still don’t know where your Nurse Joy is…

By hearing the word ”Nurse Joy”, Brock jumped up, drooling.

Brock: Oooh Nurse Joy!

Meowth:(sweatdropped) What the heck is going on with this story?!

By hearing Meowth’s voice, Misty jumped up and hugged him.

Misty: So cute!! You’re so fluffy!!!!

Ash got out of James’….hug, disgusted by all this.

Ash: What in the big @£$%¤#§ is going on here?!!!!

Suddenly a furby jumped by. Ash got scared of it, and hid behind the tree, Team Rocket came from. Togepi walked over to the furby, and they

began to talk in their sickenly cute voices. Misty saw the furby and let go of Meowth and began to hug the furby. But Jessie also wanted to hug

the furby and they began a catfight. In the middle of it, they accidently stepped on the furby, squishing it.

Misty/Jessie: Noooo!!!!

Ash dared to come out now, since the furby now is flatter than a pancake. Dead too….

James: Pancake? Yuhmmm

Hey, you’re weren’t supposed to hear that!

James: Ohh…. I’m hungry!

Suddenly Officer Jenny came out from nowhere, and arrested Team Rocket.

Meowth: But what did we do?

Jenny: You’re arrested for being hungry between breakfast and lunch!

Jessie: But it was James who was hungry!

Jenny: I don’t give a damn.

And by that, Officer Jenny dragged Team Rocket away. Brock was drooling over seeing Officer Jenny, and then Misty hit him once again with

her mallet, making him faint once again.

Pikachu: Pi (Not again, geez, I’m getting sick and tired of it!)

Ash:……..(Sweatdrop)

Pikachu: Pikachu pika pika pi chu? (What?)

Ash: What the heck is wrong with your speaking? It’s really screwed up!

Pikachu: Pi? Chu (And what about you? You’re the one who always says ”screwed up”!)

Ash: Screw this! I’m going!

Ash then walked down the road, followed by Misty who was dragging Brock after her.

THE END

Authors note: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My first freaked out story! Weird?

YOU BET!!!! But don’t worry (Or maybe you should) coz’ this is the first of many!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! So got any flames? Positive remarks? Whatever?

Review even? THEN WRITE GODDAMMIT!!!!!

Written 13 june (Friday the 13th….gaaaah!!!!)

LOL!!!

Hilsen Chatsy ^_^