Authors note: Okay, now I know that it has been forever since I last wrote a story

and I don’t even have an excuse! Gomen nasai! But once again it’s a wacky story.

Eevee:(sarcastic voice)”Boy, that’s new!”

(sweatdrop) Heh, and Eevee is gonna be in it. It can talk, but I really wish it couldn’t!

Eevee:”Shut up!”

Oh, and I suggest, that you read my other stories (except ”the mt.Silver devil”) Or, it

won’t give much meaning. Well on with the story then…

Eevee:”Wait! You forgot the disclaimer, idiot!”

(sigh) THAT again?! Okay.. I don’t own Pokémon, never did, never does, never will.

NOW can we go on? (Eevee nods) OK!

Another weird day

It’s another beautisul day in the Pokémon world, and as usual, Ash, Misty and Brock are walking

down the road. Lost yet again (yawn) Misty suddenly pulled out her mallet and wacked Ash with it.

Ash:”Now what was THAT for?!”

Misty looked a bit confused at Ash, and then wacked Brock, making him fall to the ground twitching

in pain.

Ash:”And what was that for?! Is it ”wack innocent boys day” today?!”

Misty:”Well, I have to wack somebody for getting us lost, and I want to be sure to hit the right person!”

Ash:”Misty?”

Misty:”Yeah?”

Ash:”YOU’RE THE ONE WHO IS LEADING THE (BLEEP)-ING WAY GODDAMMIT!!!”

Misty:(sweatdrop) Oh…. Sorry…

Ash:”Now you’ve probably given poor Brock a concussion! What do you have to say for yourself?!”

Misty:”…My bad?”

Ash face faulted. Suddenly Kira came out of nowhere followed by an Eevee. Ash screamed like

a little girl, took Misty’s mallet and stood nervously looking at Kira while holding the mallet in a

hitting pose.

Kira:” Hey, wazzup?”

Ash:”STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!”

Kira:”Huh? What’s the matter?”

Ash:”You know very well, what’s the matter! Stay away!”

Kira stood and thought about, what could be the matter. But suddenly Brock, stood up blushing insanely

and holded Kira’s hands.

Brock:(blushing wildly)”Wanna go on a date?”

Kira smacked Brock, so he fell to the ground yet again, holding his head in pain.

Eevee:”Boy, he MUST be desperat, if he wants to go on a date with YOU!”

Ash, Misty and Pikachu’s eyes widened. Dunno if Brock’s eyes widened too, since you just can’t see it.

And Togepi just chirped with it’s squeaking voice.

Misty:”How did it do that?!”

Kira:”Huh? Do what?”

Pikachu:”Pika? (Talk?)”

Kira:”Oh..uhh…Well, you see…”

Eevee:(smirks)”I’m smart, that’s how!”

Ash:”Boy, that Eevee sounds like Gary”

Misty:”Hey, isn’t that the Eevee that sent Team Rocket blasting off again?”

Brock:”Which reminds me. Where is Team Rocket? We haven’t seen them all day”

Kira:”Oh they aren’t in this fic today”

Ash/Misty/Brock:”FIC?!”

Kira:(sweatdrop) Uhh, I mean… They aren’t on their jobs today..”

Misty:” How do you know?”

Kira:” Uhh..Coz’ I saw them at the mall!”

Ash:” What mall?”

Kira:” Doesn’t matter! Changing the subject, yes this is the Eevee that sent Team Rocket blasting off yadayada!”

Eevee:” You mean, that you haven’t told them that you are the author of this fic?”

Kira clapsed her hand in front of Eevee’s mouth, while whispering:”They aren’t supposed to know, you moron!”

Ash:” What are Eevee talking about?”

Kira:” Ohh, nothing! Eevee’s just babbling coz’ he’s getting (glares at Eevee) FIXED next week!”

Eevee:(eyes widened)” WHAT!?!”

Kira:” So you see, he’s having many ups and downs but after next week, he can’t do either!”

Eevee:” YOU CAN’T DO THAT!…(blinks) Hey wait a minute! I thought, I was a girl!”

Kira:” Doesn’t matter! Girls can get fixed too”

Eevee:(looking extremely nervous)” How?”

Kira:” Well, they ….”

Misty clasped her hand over Kira’s mouth.

Misty:” I think we’re better off unknowing, ok?”

Misty removed her hand and Kira shrugged. ”k..”

Ash was hiding behind Brock.

Ash:” So, what’re you doing here anyway?”

Kira was thinking for a moment and shrugged.

Kira:” I dunno…”

Eevee:” Oh, for pete’s sake! How can you forget that?!”

Kira:” Well, sorry! (sarcastic voice) But we can’t all be a genius like you!”

Eevee:” You could at least try! You’re such a moron!”

Kira:” Call me something insulting again and I’ll make you wish that you never was maked! I can’t even

remember why you’re my favourite Pokémon!”

Eevee:” I’m sorry. Forgive me?”

Eevee then makes the cutest little puppy dog face, and Kira softened.

Kira:” Uhh, now I remeber! You cute little thing!”

Kira then hugs Eevee tightly and walked away. You could hear her talk about something like” Let’s go

home and I’ll give you a treat” etc… Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu sweatdropped. Togepi just chirped happily.

Ash:” We REALLY have to know what’s the matter with her..”

Misty, Brock and Pikachu nodded.

Brock:” Guess we have to move on then…”

Ash:” And I’ll take that!”

Ash took Misty’s mallet from her. Suddenly they saw somebody run towards them. It was Kira.

Kira:” Ash! I forgot to give you a hug!!!”

Ash:” Oh (bleep)”

Ash ran away as fast as he could, with Kira right behind him. Misty, Brock and Pikachu sweatdropped once again,

and Togepi (sigh) chirped again. Ash and Kira ran in cirkles and then back towards Misty and co. Ash then realized

that he still was holding Misty’s mallet and he then wacked Kira, so she fell to the ground. Misty and co, sweatdropped

again. Kira stood up rubbing her head.

Kira:” You know, that you guys get dehydrated after all that sweatdropping!”

Misty:” No we won’t! See here!”

Misty then sweatdropped like a maniac. After a while and a thousand of sweatdrops, she fainted and fell to the ground.

Kira:” Told ya so! Come on Ash! How about that hug!”

Ash hold the mallet in a threatning way, and Kira backed away.

Kira:” Oh damn…. (looks a watch) (sigh) And I have to go home now. (smirks) Then I’ll just save it for next time!”

Ash:” IF there IS a next time!”

Kira:(snickers)” Oh, there will”

Ash got a bit nervous, and then got angry and ran after Kira trying to hit her with the mallet. Kira screamed and ran away.

Brock and Pikachu sweatdropped, and then fainted and fell to the ground. Dehydrated too. Ash sighed.

Ash:” This just isn’t my day!”

Ash put Pikachu in his back pack, took Misty and Brock by their legs and dragged them down the road, opposite of where

Kira ran,unaware that he forgot Togepi. Togepi just chirped, thinking that this is a game of hide and seek, and ran after where

Kira went.

The End

Authors note: Heh, this one turned out…what’s the word?

Eevee:” Stupid?”

No! Uhmm….DIFFERENT!

Eevee:” Isn’t that the same?”

Shut up! Anyways, if you guys liked..

Eevee:” ..or hated”

(glares at Eevee) Then review! It’s always nice to get a mail, so please! Don’t be afraid! I’ll be happy, even if it is a flame!

Eevee:”That’s only because, she don’t have a life!”

(smacks Eevee like crazy) (cough) Well, that’s all for now! And remember…REVIEW!!!

Ja ne!!

Chatsy ^_^