Author's note: I'm back again, and ready to annoy you people once more!!
So many people seemed to like the last two parts, which makes me even more happy to make this fic! Thanks to all the people who reviewed me, and to those who're in the fic, whom I won't bother to mention since two times is enough XD
And remember that the fic is rated PG-13, just coz' I felt like it!
Last time, we finally found Celebi and Gary, but with disturbing results O_o
so read, and find out what'll happen...
Disclaimer: I don't own pokémon, since they belong to 4kids, Nintendo, Satoshi Tajiri and all the other lucky bastards...
Part 3:
Misty's D, Wolfs Rain, Moya and DigiX was standing by Kevin g's KFC booth, talking.
Kevin g: So, what'll it be?
Wolfs Rain: BEER DAMMIT!!!!
DigiX: Just a...::looks at menu:: a furret burger?
Kevin g: Coming right up!!
Kevin g then walked out to the kitchen in the booth for a brief moment, and then yelling could be heard from the kitchen. Then a squeeky like sound was heard, then a huge chopping sound, and Mewtwo screaming “The inhumanity!!!”
The others sweatdropped, and felt a little bit afraid. Then Kevin g walked happily back to them, with a plate with a burger on it, in one hand, and a bottle of beer in the other. Wolfs Rain got handed the beer, which she drank in one go. The plate with the burger got placed infront of DigiX. He looked at the burger nervously, then at Kevin g. There was a red stain on his apron. The others noticed it too, except for Wolfs Rain, since she's to busy talking to a lamp post, that's standing in the middle of the living room for some odd reason.
Misty's D: This doesn't look good...
Kevin g: What? You don't like my cooking?!
Misty's D: What?! No it's not that! It's just...
Kevin g: ::interups:: What? You just don't like my food, which I put so much love and caring in for?!
Misty's D: Sheesh, take it easy!!
Kevin g: HOW CAN I TAKE IT EASY WHEN YOU INSULT MY FOOD!!!!
Misty's D: Eeep O_o
Moya: Uhm, so why IS that burger called Furret burger?
Kevin g: Because it's a burger with a Furret in it of course! ^_^
DigiX/Moya/Misty's D: O_o
They all ran away, leaving a clueless Kevin g behind and a drunk Wolfs Rain. Pete then comes in to the scene from the kitchen.
Pete: Where'd all the costumers go?
Kevin g: They ran away for some reason.
Pete: Hmm... ::looks at the Furret burger on the table:: And they didn't even eat the burger?
Kevin g: Nope.
Pete looked at Kevin's stained apron.
Pete: ::sigh:: You're always so violent!
Kevin g: Sorry, I just can't help it!! I just love to throw around with it!!
Pete: You're so sick!
Kevin g: I can't help it, that I love to throw around with ketchup!!
Pete: ::rolls eyes and walks away::
Kevin g:...And they didn't even get to see the nice beaf, I formed as a Furret! ;_;
Suddenly a squeaking sound was heard from the booth's kitchen. Then Mewtwo screamed “OH THE INHUMANITY!!!” and ran out of the kitchen. Kevin g sighed, and walked towards the kitchen mumbling “I'm gonna get rid of those Rattata's someday!!”
In the TV room, Finaille Nailo, Dannichu, Pikachu, Misty's D, Brock and Reene was sitting on the couch and on the chairs just like in FRIENDS.
Pikachu: So what DID happen out in the hallway?
Misty's D: Trust me, you don't wanna know!!
Pikachu: If I didn't wanna know, then why am I asking?
Misty's D: Because you did!!!
Finaille Nailo: Uh oh..
Dannichu: What?
Finaille Nailo: They're behaving the same way Ash and Misty are!
Dannichu: So?
Reene: ::begins laughing:: MISTY'S D AND PIKACHU SHIPPING!!!! XD
Misty's D and Pikachu stopped arguing, and glared at Reene. The following scene is censored.
Reene is now lying on the ground twitching in pain, with several lumps, and black and blue marks all over her body. Brock sweatdropped. Misty's D and Pikachu had leaved the room. Dannichu and Finaille just giggled at the scenery.
Dannichu: They sure react as Ash and Misty!!
Finaille Nailo: They sure do!! XD
Brock: Speaking of Ash and Misty... where are they?
Dannichu: ::shrugs:: I dunno... Misty dragged you out of the hallway, so you should know..
Brock: Well, then what about Ash?
Finaille Nailo: Maybe he got kidnapped by aliens!!!
Brock/Dannichu:........
Finaille Nailo: What? It could happen!!
Brock: Uhm, yeah sure...
Dannichu: Uhm, what about Reene?
Brock: What about her?
Dannichu: Shouldn't we.... y'know... help her or something?
Brock: Nah, she'll be fine.... or not...
Dannichu: I thought you always liked to help!
Brock: ::suddenly breaks down crying::
Dannichu: O_o
Brock: You don't know how hard it is to take care of a short tempered red head, and a retarded boy!! It's such a hard work!! And do I ever get a thank you? ::sobs:: Nobody cares!!!
Dannichu:......
Finaille Nailo: WHY HIT ME WITH A TABLE, AND CALL ME PLATE MAN!!!
In a random corner, Team Rocket was planning to steal Pikachu yet again.
Jessie: Okay this is what we'll do...
James: -_-Z
Jessie: JAMES!!!!
James: ::wakes up:: Hm, wha?
Jessie: You were sleeping, you idiot!!
James: Oh sorry...
Jessie: Okay, as I said, this is what we'll do...
James: ::snores::
Jessie: JAMES!!!!! ::smacks James::
James: Ouch..
Jessie: STOP SLEEPING ALREADY!!!!
James: Sorry...
Jessie: ::sigh:: Okay, let's just try and find Pikachu first...
James: ::snores:: -_-Z
Jessie: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
She takes out her mallet, and smashes James several times with it. She suddenly stops and looks around, as if she was searching after something. Which she actually was. James didn't notice anything since he was sleeping from the whole thing.
Jessie: Where the heck is Meowth!?
James: ::snores loudly::
Jessie rolls her eyes, and walks away to find Meowth.
James: -_-Z
Kira was walking down the stairs, while pulling her T-shirt back on. While doing so, she didn't notice that she was missing a step. The result was, that she was falling down the stairs and landed flat on her face. She grumbles some not so pleasant words, that can't even get mentioned in this PG-13 fic! She stood up from the floor again, and noticed that Ash was standing in the same position, that she left him in! Stoned.
She looked at him stupidly, and walked around him, to check him out, since he wouldn't run away this time. When she stood face to face with him, she snapped her fingers in front of him, trying to get him back to reality. No response. She looked around in the hallway, seeing no one else here than them. Then an evil goofy grin appeared on her face, and she dragged the stoned Ash upstairs....
Misty walked around in the house, mumbling about how sick Kira is. Suddenly she walked into a girl who was standing alone.
Misty: Oh sorry....
Coal Black Dratini: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
Misty: Geez, I said I was sorry!!
CBD: AAAARRRGGHH!!!
Misty: Is that the only thing you can say?
CBD: Actually, no...
Misty: Why do you yell “AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!” all the time??
CBD: Because I'm the paranoid person!! ^^;;
Misty: ......
CBD: What?
Misty: Then why're you talking to me then?
CBD: Good point!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! ::runs away::
Misty: Uhm, okaaay... ::blinks:: wait... WHERE THE HELL IS TOGEPI?!?!
She looked around after the egg pokémon, but to no avail. It was gone.
Suddenly Togepi just ran past her, and after it was Mille who was chasing it.
Misty: HEY!! LEAVE MY TOGEPI ALONE!!! ::chases after them::
Karyuu Shoujo was sitting by Kevin g's KFC booth, and sighed. She was dead bored.
Kevin g: So what'll it be?
Karyuu: Wha?
Kevin g: What do you want?
Karyuu: Oh, uhm... just something to drink please...
Kevin g: Comin' right up!
He walked out into the booth's kitchen. Karyuu Shoujo looked around bored, and suddenly saw Wolfs Rain talking to the lamp post. She just stared oddly at the drunk girl. Pikachu then came walking up to the booth, and sat down beside Karyuu Shoujo.
Pikachu: Hiya!! ^_____^
Karyuu: Hi..
Pikachu: Aren't you enjoying the party?
Karyuu: No..
Pikachu: Why not?
Karyuu: I'm bored..
Pikachu: Bored? Lots of stuff is going on here! How can you get bored by that?
Karyuu: Stuff is going on?
Pikachu: Yeah!! I mean, Kira just did something! I don't know what she did, but it sounds interesting! And Ash is gone too!
Karyuu:........
Pikachu: What?
Karyuu: So you're saying that a crazed girl did something very extreme, and the boy who she has a crush on, is gone?
Pikachu: Uh, yeah something like that...
Karyuu: ::with an evil spark in her eye, mumbling:: Hmmm... great gossip...
Pikachu: What was that?
Karyuu: ::looks innocently:: Hm what? I didn't say anything! I swear!!
Pikachu: What're you talking about?
Karyuu: Huh?
Pikachu: I was referring to that weird thing on the floor...
He pointed to a huge dust bunny on the floor. Karyuu sweatdropped.
Karyuu: Oooh, yeah I knew that! ::rubs the back of her head::
Pikachu: So what about I buy you a drink?
Karyuu: Why?
Pikachu: ::shrugs::
Karyuu: Well, doesn't matter anyway! Kevin is bringing me one right now!
Pikachu: Ok...
Kevin then came back with with a bottle of scotch. But then a pretty girl walked up to the booth. Kevin immediately went gaga, and ran over to her, throwing the bottle of scotch out of his hand. Unfortunately, the bottle landed right on Pikachu's head, and broke. Kevin began to sweet talk the girl.
Kevin g: Well, hello pretty lady! Alone this evening?
Girl: Uhm, well actually...
Kevin cut her off.
Kevin g: Ah, say no more! I can see into the future!
Girl: Oh really?
Kevin g: Indeed. I can see us two, with a sex on the beach. Without the beach of course!
Girl: You know, I can see into the future too!
Kevin g: Really?
Girl: Yeah! You see that big guy over there?
She pointed towards a big hairy biker guy, who was crashing a soda can. Kevin looked questionly at the guy, then back at the girl.
Kevin g: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: I see him, beating the living yahoo out of you, and then tell everybody that I'm his girlfriend!
Kevin g: ::gulp:: Er... I... I think that Mewtwo just called after me! See you later!!!
Kevin then ran like crazy out to the booth's kitchen again. The girl then walked away again. Pikachu was soaking from the broken scotch bottle, and Karyuu just shook her head in disgust. Pikachu then smiled.
Pikachu: Well, even though you didn't want me to pay for a drink, then the drink is still on me!!
Karyuu: ::rolls eyes and walks away::
Purple Haired Guy: Bad PUN-ishment!!!
Dannichu walked around, with a sobbing Brock following her. Ever since his “breakdown” back in the TV room, he's just been following her. And quite frankly, it disturbed her. Not many are comfortable being followed by some no-eyed perverted guy anyway! She then saw Moya not too far away. She hurriedly ran over to her, hoping to get some other company than some sobbing half grown guy. (A/N: I sure am bashing poor Brock, ain't I :p) Moya saw the sobbing Brock, and got concerned.
Moya: What's wrong with him?
Dannichu: I dunno... he just began to cry when I asked him if he wouldn't help Reene to recover.... OH PIE!!!!
Moya: Pie? Where?
Dannichu: No!! I forgot to help Reene!!!
She turned around, to run back to the TV room, but suddenly saw Reene walking out of the room, looking happy.
Dannichu: .......
Reene: Hiya!! ^____________^
Dannichu: Weren't you just lying in the TV room, twitching in pain?!
Reene: Yup...
Moya: How did you recover?
Reene then made some heroic pose, and gave a thumbs up.
Reene: ONLY I SHALL KNOW THAT SECRET!!!
Dannichu/Moya: ......
Brock: ::sobs::
Reene: AND NOW WEE MORTALS, I SHALL MOVE ON TO SAVE PEOPLE!! THUS I AM REENE THE ALL MIGHTY!! ::dashes off::
Moya: That was odd...
Brock: ::is still sobbing::
Moya: There there, Brock! Come with me and I'll....comfort you...
An evil spark appears in her eye. Dannichu notices this.
Dannichu: Hey! You got a bugger in your eye!
Moya: I do?
She rubbed her eye, and then walked away with the sobbing Brock. Suddenly Dannichu saw Gary run like mad, with Celebi right in his heels, with hearts in her eyes. Dannichu sweatdropped.
Gary: Oh dear lord, SAVE ME!!!!
He hided behind Dannichu, who got a bit unsure about the whole situation.
Dannichu: ::mumbles:: Why do the weird people, with their weird problems, always come to me?!
Ash's Pikachu suddenly walked up beside Dannichu.
Ash's Pikachu: Pika, Pika pikachu pikapi pika chu pi pi(Well, that's how you and Kira met too! Be happy!!) O^___________^O
Dannichu: ::shrugs:: I guess...
Suddenly a huge scream was heard from upstairs. The three froze. It was Ash who was screaming.
Celebi: What the hell?
Dannichu: We better check it out!
And so they ran....
They came out to the hallway, and saw Ash come running down the stairs, shivering, and soaking in cold water. The others just stared. Soon Kira came following right behind him.
Celebi: What the heck has been going on here?!
Gary: This is getting pretty weird...
Dannichu: ::rolls eyes:: Well DUH!!!
While running down the stairs, Kira fell over her own feet, and landed on the soaking Ash, and they both landed hard on the floor infront of Celebi, Gary and Dannichu, twitching in pain. The three shook their heads. Anonymous 2003 ran out to the hallway, wondering what all this commotion was about. When she saw the two young teens, lying on the floor twitching in pain, she raised an eyebrow, and sighed.
Anonymous 2003: Kira what the heck have you been up to now?!
Kira: Nothin'! Ash was just stoned, so I brought him upstairs to get him under the cold shower! Is that so bad?
Ash: ::shivering:: It is, when you use water that's colder than a Vaporeon's Ice beam!!
Kira: Well, it's not my fault that water can be so cold! It's your own fault anywayz!
Ash: How?!
Kira: Well YOU were the one who was stoned!!
Ash: Well, no wonder when you were fla....
The last part of his sentence got broke off, from Eevee who landed right on his face. Eevee then jumped of, and ran away again. The others just watched it, and sweatdropped. Gary looked at Kira and Ash's position and sniggered.
Gary: Do you two plan to lie like that, for the rest of the year?
Ash and Kira blinked, and noticed that they were still lying on the floor, with Ash lying on his stomach and Kira lying on top of him. Ash immediately blushed, screamed, kicked Kira off, and stood up. Kira stood up too.
Kira: Geez, you just had to ruin my moment, huh Gary?
Gary: ::sniggers::
Anonymous 2003: Well, knowing you Kira, you could've done worser things to Ash.
Kira: ::looking dumbfounded:: like what?
Anonymous whispered it into Kira's ear, and her eyes widened. Then she looked at Ash, and slapped her forehead.
Kira: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?!?
Anonymous 2003: Guess I forogt to mention, that also knowing you, you always forget :P
Gary: ::laughs:: SHE'S A BIGGER LOSER THAN ASH!!! XD
Kira glared at Gary, but suddenly noticed something on him.
Kira: IS THAT MY PANTIES YOU'RE WEARING?!?!?!
Gary stopped laughing and looked down on himself, his eyes widening. The others looked too. True enough, he was wearing a pair of panties, on the outside of his clothes.
Dannichu: What the pie?!
Ash: ::laughing hysterically:: XD
Celebi: Geez, do you have some fetish with Kira's underwear?!
Gary: ::blushes:: I really don't know how the heck they came on!!!
Kira: Wait a minute.. I THOUGHT I WAS WEARING THEM!!!
Ash stopped laughing, and his eyes widened. He knew what was coming. He immediately ran over to Gary, practically ripped the panties off of Gary, and hurriedly threw them at Kira.
Ash: PLEASE TAKE THEM!!!!
He then ran away screaming his lungs out. The others watching him run, and then looked at eachother oddly.
Anonymous 2003: What was wrong with him?
Celebi: ::Shrugs:: Who knows...
Kira was looking at the panties Ash threw to her, and sweatdropped.
Kira: Silly me... those were my mom's ^^;;;
Gary's eyes widened, and felt disgusted. He got even more disgusted when Kira was stretching the panties , making them bigger than her T-shirt. Everybody walked out of the hallway disgusted.
Misty's D walked around in the living room, feeling slightly hungry. She didn't want to come to Kevin g's booth, after that furret burger incident.
She saw the door to the kitchen, and thought she might as well check the fridge. She opened the dor, and her eyes widened. Tracey was eating the table, the chairs, AND the oven! She got disgusted, mumbled “disgusting pig” and closed the door again. She turned around, and saw Kevin g, come out with a roasted chicken.
She ran over, took the roasted chicken out of Kevin's hands, and ran away with it. She sat down in a corner, and began ripping the chicken in pieces, and ate the stuffing like crazy. DigiX walked by, and noticed her eating her face full. He walked over, looking at her oddly.
DigiX: What're you eating?
Misty's D: ::hugs stuffing tightly:: MINE!!! MY STUFFING!! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!!
DigiX: Geez, did I ask?
Misty's D: ::ignores what DigiX said:: WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!
She took out her inflatable mallet, and smashed him with it. Unfortunately for her, the mallet wasn't blown up, and it didn't hurt DigiX at all. She took the mallet, and blew some air into it, and then smashed him again.
DigiX: Hey!!! I SAID I DIDN'T WANT SOME!!!
Misty's D: What's wrong with stuffing?!
DigiX: Nothing!! I just said I didn't want some!!
Misty's D: LIAR!!!!!
She smashed him several times with the mallet. DigiX got mad, and took out a mallet of his own, and began smashing Misty's D. A huge mallet fight began between the two, and nothing seemed to stop them...
Pikachu, walked around, and then saw Wolfs Rain talking to the lamp post, that was standing in the middle of the livingroom. He thought it looked like fun, and walked over and joined the conversation. Suddenly Obsidian Blade walked over to them, and saw them talking. Reene walked up beside her, and saw them talk too. They just stood there, looking at them talking... uhm... what fun... Reene then looked over at Obsidian.
Reene: You didn't get to be in this part so much, huh?
Obsidian: Seems not.
Reene: Then what're you going to do?
Obsidian then took out a metal rod, and stroked it affectionally.
Obsidian: I'll just get my revenge, by smashing Chatsy with this metal rod.
Kira then ran in, took the metal rod out of Obsidian's hand, and began hitting her with it several times.
Kira: THE....*smash*...NAME'S....*smash*....K-RA...*smash*...DAMMIT”!!!!!!
She then stopped hitting Obsidian, who was now dead.... again...
Reene: You're always so violent...
Kira: IS not....
Kira then looked over at Pikachu, and Wolfs Rain, who was talking to the lamp post that was standing in the middle of the livingrom. She raised an eyebrow.
Kira: How the hell did that lamp post get in here?!?!
Reene: ::shrugs:: I dunno...
-Suddenly they heard some yelling and screaming, from the corner. Kira and Reene looked over towards the corner (A/N: HEY!! That rhymed :p) and saw Misty's D and DigiX having a mallet fight. Kira shook her head, and Reene made a heroic pose.
Reene: FEAR NOT!!! I SHALL STOP THIS MALLET FIGHT!!!
She ran over, and tried to smash them with a metal rod, but they just hit her with their mallets, and she got thrown back. Kira looked at Reene, who was twitching in pain.
Kira: Do ya need any help?
Reene then jumped up, making yet another heroic pose, and took out a can of frappuchino, and drank it. Suddenly her wings began to grow, and so did her tail. She then took out a jumbo sized metal rod, and smashed the living yahho Misty's D and DigiX. She then casually, put the metal rod away, and walked away. Kira watched at her, and sweatdropped.
Kira: Guess she didn't need any help...
Coal Black Dratini, stood in another corner, watching all the people talk, and dance. She looked to her right side, and saw a vase. An evil sparkle appeared in her eye, and she pushed the vase, so it fell to the ground, and got smashed. She then picked up a piece of the broken vase, and threw it into a crowd of people. Suddenly the purple haired guy ran out screaming like hell “OW MY EYE!!!! THE INHUMANITY!!! THE PAIIIN!!!! WAAAH!!!
TO BE CONTINUED....
Is the purple haired guy going to be okay?
Will somebody care anyway?
DID Reene need any help?
Will Obsidian have a bigger role in the next part?
Will Ash ever get dry again?
These and many more questions will be made again in the next part of: A New Year's Party!!!
Author's Note: Phew!! FINALLY DONE!!! This one took me two weeks to get done!!! You people better like it, or I'll take one of Obsidian's metal rods, and come after ya!!! ^_~
Anywayz, review!! I need some!! THEY MY LIFESOURCE!!! ::people begins to run away from the review button:: Awww c'mon you guys!!!
I'll start on part 4 now... ::watches fingers falling off:: Uhm.. as soon as I find some gaffa tape.. ::looks around::
~Chatsy ^^;;;