Authors’ note: Okay, here’s part two! I tell ya
this is REALLY hard work trying to get people’s personality!! It truly is!!
But again, I would like to thank: Dannichu,
Celebi, digiX, Misty’s D, Coal Black Dratini, Reene, Moya, Wolfs Rain, Obsidian
Blade, Kevin g., Anonymous 2003, Karyuu Shoujo, Pikachu, Finaille
Nailo, and lots of others! Glad to know ya’ll!! ^_~
And remember
to read/see their fics/art ok?
Oh and this
fic is still rated PG-13 for some… naughty remarks. That’s all ^^;;
Disclaimer: I don’t own
Pokémon… they belong to their rightful owners like 4kids (wish they weren’t),
Satoshi Tajiri, Gamefreak, and Nintendo..
A New Year’s
Party part two:
Kira: Where the
heck can those two be?!
Everybody was
looking for Gary and Celebi, but they were nowhere to be found. Ash looked
really disgusted. He didn’t like the possibility what they could be doing. (A/N
and I don’t think we would like the outcome either!! O_O)
Dannichu: Maybe they
went inside?
Moya: ::hugs
her laptop very tightly:: That could be a possibility...
Everybody
went inside, except Ash. Kira noticed this, and stayed outside too.
Kira: Hey Ash!!
Don’t ya wanna come inside?
Ash: You better
stay away from me!!!
Kira: What’s the
matter? Are ya scared of me? ::tries to hold back laugh::
Ash: Well, no
wonder when you’re trying to hug me!!
Kira: Oh
PUH-LEEZE Ash! I only wanna try and hug you when you’re really drunk! I have a
better chance that way! ^^;;
Ash: Gee,
thanks…¬¬ ::mutters:: better stay away from the alcohol then…
Suddenly Ash
and Kira saw a huge crowd of people come running towards them, very fast. They
both sweatdropped.
Kira: Uhm.. This
isn’t good, is it?
Ash: ::shakes
head:: No…. no it’s not…
Before Ash
and Kira could do anything they both got run over by the crowd, who was running
inside the house. The two lay flat on the ground twitching in pain. Then a
furry little creature walked up to the two flat teens. “What’re you two doing
lying on the ground like that?” it asked stupidly.
Kira: Oh shut up
Eevee!!
Ash and Kira
shakingly stood up again, wincing in pain.
Ash: Urgh! Did anyone get the number of that
truck?!
Kira: Yeah, but those people destroyed the paper I
wrote it down on
She holds up a piece of torn paper. Ash
and Eevee sweatdropped. Ash slapped his head in frustration “Oi”.
Kira: C’mon!! Let’s get in to the party!! ::starts
to walk inside the house::
Ash: ::sigh:: Better get this over
with. ::follows Kira::
When Ash, Kira and Eevee came
inside, they saw that the house is filled up with people, and loud music is
played so the whole house is literally jumping up and down!
Eevee: Holy crap!! O_o
Kira: I didn’t expect that many people to come!!
Ash: ::looks around:: Uhm, where’s
Celebi and Gary??
Kira: Now that ya mention it.
She then walks over to the music
player, and turns it off. People stops talking and looks at Kira oddly.
Kira: Uhm, have anyone of you people seen Gary and
Celebi?
Purple-haired-guy: Celebi? THAT DAMN POKÉMON IS SO HARD TO CATCH!!!
Kira: ::sweatdrops::
Uhm… no I don’t mean the pokémon, I meant the girl. Well, has anyone seen them?
Suddenly Kira’s cat Mille runs out of the kitchen with
a freaked out look on its’ face. She immediately jumped up on Kira’s shoulder,
shaking like a leaf. Eevee glared at Mille for taking its’ favourite spot. Kira
looked at her cat questioningly and then walked out into the kitchen. Mille
jumped down and ran away, not wanting to get into the kitchen again. When Kira
came out into the kitchen, her eyes widened, covered them and ran screaming
into the living room again.
Kira: MY EYES!!!
MY NOT-SO-INNOCENT EYES!!!!!!
Dannichu,
Moya, Eevee, Ash, Misty and Brock walked up to Kira, looking at her oddly. All
the other people just keep on talking, while the music mysteriously played
again.
Dannichu: What’s the
matter??
Kira pointed
at the kitchen door. Her arm was shaking wildly “ The… the…” she stuttered.
Misty: Wha? ::looks
at door:: Yeah, that’s a door, what’s wrong with it??
Ash got a
disgusted look on his face. He figured it would be Celebi and Gary out in the
kitchen doing ‘stuff’. Moya soon figured the same thing.
Moya: OH MY GOD!!
CELEBI AND GARY ARE DOING THE “WILD THING” IN THE KITCHEN!!!
Brock: What?!?!?
Without me filming it?!?!
Everybody
looked at Brock oddly.
Brock: What!?
Don’t tell me you never wanted to tape that kind before!!
Eevee: Geez,
you’re even more disturbing than me!!
Brock: Well, at
least I earn millions of bucks on the internet!
Eevee: As if
somebody would like to buy that stuff!
Brock: Well, you
should know... you’re one of my best costumers!
Eevee: Wait... so
YOU’re the one who sold me “Better do it now”?
Brock: ::stands
proudly:: Yup!
Eevee: Cool! Can I
have the copy? I used up the original!
Brock: Sure!
Everybody ignored Brock’s and
Eevee’s conversation. Misty then pushed Dannichu towards the kitchen.
Dannichu: Hey, what are ya doing?!
Misty: Well, somebody has to get in there and see
what they’re doing!!
Dannichu: Then why not let Brock do it?! He’s the one
who wants to see that stuff!
Brock: Fine, I’ll go!
He walked up to the door, and opened
it. He hoped to something wild, but when the door was fully opened, he got
disappointed at the sight. All the others except Kira looked inside the door
too. They sweatdropped. It was only the snacks that were being eaten by Tracey,
who sat on the bench, which was now smashed by his enormous weight!
Ash: Ew….
Moya: Now that’s just not right!
All the snacks were now eaten, and
Tracey began eating the table. Kira crawled up to the others, and was now
standing behind them. Brock closed the door again, him and the others disgusted
by the sight. They looked back at Kira, who was now crying anime tears.
Kira: ALL THOSE SNACKS WERE MEANT TO LAST ALL
NIGHT!!!
Dannichu: Yeesh, take it easy! They’re just snacks!
Kira immediately pulled Dannichu
over to the wall.
Kira: Ssshhh!!! I’m trying to make an excuse to get
near Ash!!
Dannichu sweatdropped. “Uhm,
okaaaay”. They walked back to the others. Kira began crying crazily again.
Dannichu rolled her eyes.
Kira: OH THE HORROR!!! NOW WE’RE ALL GONNA’ HAVE A
BORING NEW YEAR’S EVE!!!
Reene immediately ran up to the
others, hearing Kira’s complaining.
Reene: WHAT IS WRONG?! SOMEBODY NEED TO BE SAVED!?
Brock: No..
Reene: Oh… ok..
She walks away again. The others just looked at her oddly. Suddenly a male voice was speaking “IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT…”
Everyone looked around, wondering
where the voice came from. The voice continued talking: “THEN COME HERE AND EAT
MY KFC MEAT!!” Before anyone could comment on that very VERY bad speech, a
booth suddenly appeared in the middle of the living room, squashing a few
people, who were talking. Then Mewtwo mysteriously appeared in the booth, with
an apron saying “Kiss me, I’m Jewish”, holding a frying pan in one hand,
cooking some chicken. There was a sign on the top of the booth, with the
writing “KFC Kanto’s fried combsutchicken”. Then a boy appeared at the desk
in front of the booth, with a sign on his chest saying “Kevin g”, and another
guy also appeared with a sign saying “Pete” (A/N Pete is one of Kevin’s
characters)
Reene rolled her eyes. Ash, Misty,
and Brock just looked at the scenery surprised.
Misty: Who the heck is that?!
Kevin g saw Misty and immediately ran
over several people to reach her. He then makes a very VERY bad fake French
accent.
Kevin g: My sweet little petite sexy young lady of
girlieness! May I have the honour of being your date at this evening?
Misty sweatdropped, Ash got
disgusted, and Brock mumbled that he could’ve maked some better lines. Misty
didn’t even get the chance to say anything against it before Reene rushed to
the scene.
Reene: FEAR NOT!!! I SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THIS
LITTLE PHEASANT!! OBSIDIAN!! HAND ME MY ROD!
Obsidian suddenly walked up beside
Kira, making her scream in surprise of seeing her alive again. Obsidian
casually handed Reene a metal rod, and then Reene hit Kevin with the rod. The
boy lay on the ground, twitching in pain. Reene then walked away again as if
nothing had happened. Moya ran over to Kevin, trying to help him recover. She
still held tightly to her laptop.
Ash, Misty, Brock and Dannichu just
stood in the background, and looked at the whole scenery. Everybody was
wondering how the heck Obsidian suddenly was alive again! Kira shook her head,
and sighed.
Kira: Guess this party is as good as started, huh
Eevee?
She got no response.
Kira: Uhm, Eevee?
She looked around, wondering where
Eevee had run off to. She walked away from the others, and looked around after her
furry pokémon. People had turned the music volume up VERY high, so she had to
clutch her ears. She then heard a very high scream coming from the TV room. She
ran inside, and saw Eevee, sulking on the chair, holding the TV guide.
Kira: Uhm… What’s the matter?
Eevee motioned her to get closer.
Kira shrugged and came closer. Eevee then showed her the TV guide, pointing to
a channel, and began crying anime tears. Kira looked at the channel, and rolled
her eyes.
Kira: Eevee DAMMIT!! I thought it was something important!!
Eevee: IT IS!! PLAY BOY CHANNEL IS CLOSED FOR
TONIGHT!!!
Kira: So?
Eevee: THEN I WON’T GET ANY ACTION TONIGHT!!! ;_;
Kira: Sheesh, ya could at least try and get
somebody at this party. I mean.. ::looks around:: What about
Ash’s Pikachu?
She points into the living room
where Pikachu is. Eevee looks inside, then shakes its’ head.
Eevee: I think Pikachu’s taken..
Kira: Huh?
She looks into the living room, and
sees Ash’s Pikachu and Dannichu talking.
Kira: Uhm, well… then hump the pillow if ya wanna’!
I’m not going to use the rest of the night trying to get you laid by somebody!!
Eevee: Oh poopie! ;_;
Kira then walks into the living room
again, leaving Eevee behind. Eevee looked at the pillow beside it.
Eevee: Guess I have to get some alcohol if I’m
gonna’ get down with this…
It walked out of the TV room, and
into the living room.
Misty, Brock and Ash was talking.
Kira then walked up to them.
Kira: Wassuuuuup?
Brock: WASUUUUUUP?!
Misty: WASUUUUUUUUUP?!?!
Ash…You guys scare me.. ¬¬
Kira: Oh C’mon Ash!! Have some fun!
She gave Ash a “friendly” slap on
the back, but unfortunately Ash got his breath beat out. He collapsed to the
floor gasping for air. Misty and Brock sweatdropped, and looked at Kira
accusingly.
Kira: Uhm… sorry about that /^^;;
Brock kneeled down to the gasping
teen.
Brock: Dude, are you all right?
Ash: ::in a wheezing voice:: I’m
awright! I… I just…need.. a couple of.....seconds to.....recover..::GASP::
Misty: Uhm, I’ll be back in a minute. Gotta’ use the
bathroom.
She then walks away. Kira and Brock
helped Ash up again. They then saw Misty walking out from the kitchen. They got
a confused look on their faces, since they just saw Misty walk the opposite
way.
But what they didn’t know was that
the girl actually was Misty’s Double.
Misty’s D: Hi guys!
Ash/Brock/Kira: O_o
Misty’s D: Uhm…guys?
She waved her hand infront of their
faces. They shook their heads to get back to reality.
Ash: What the hell?
Brock: Uhm, didn’t you just walk away to the bathroom?
Misty’s D: No…
Kira: Oh GAWD, I’m hallucinating, and I haven’t
even touched the alcohol yet!!
Misty’s D: Uhm, yeah… Did anyone notice that
Tracey is eating the kitchen?
Brock: Yeah, Kira kindly pointed that out to us.
Kira: Kindly? Screaming like hell isn’t kindly if
ya ask me!
Brock: ::shrugs:: As long as you admit
it..
Misty’s D: Okaaaay.. By the way, have anyone
of you seen Misty?
Ash/Brock/Kira: O_o
Misty’s D: What? I just want to talk to her!
Ash/Brock/Kira: O_o
Misty’s D: Uhm, helloooo?
She then waves her hand infront of
their faces again. Since she didn’t get any response, she just shrugged, and
walked away. She disappeared in the crowd, and then the real Misty came back
from the bathroom.
Misty: Hi guys! ^^
Ash/Brock/Kira: O_o
Misty: Uhm, is something wrong?
Ash/Brock/Kira: O_o
Misty: OH NO!! I FORGOT TO PUT MY PANTIES BACK ON,
DIDN’T I?!!?
Ash/Brock/Kira: WHAT?!
Before they got an answer, Misty ran
back to the bathroom. They looked at each other questioningly.
Kira: Okay, this is getting weird!!
Brock: Tell me about it!
Ash: What the hell did Kevin spice this chicken
with?!
Kira and Brock looked at Ash oddly.
Ash: What? It tastes weird!!
Moya and Finaille Nailo was standing
near Kevin g’s KFC booth, talking.
Moya: ::looks towards Brock, who’s standing
not too far away:: Ain’t he hot?
Finaille: Wha? Him?
Moya: Yeah, he has the sexiest eyes!
Finaille: O_o
Moya: What?
Finaille: You DO know that he doesn’t have eyes!!
Moya: Of course he has eyes!!! How the heck would
you expect him to see otherwise?!?
Finaille:......X-ray vision?
Moya: No!! He DOES have eyes!!
Finaille: Well, HIT ME WITH A METAL ROD AND CALL ME
SQUEECHY!!!
Obsidian then comes by, and whacks
Finaille with a metal rod.
Obsidian: Squeechy....
Moya: O_o
Eevee was walking around, trying to
find some alcohol. Until now it hasn’t been lucky at all. When it walked past
the closet door, it heard some weird sounds coming from the door. It got
curious, and walked up to the door, and tried to listen. Its’ eyes widened, and
it ran over to Kira.
Eevee: KIRA!!!!
Kira: WHAT?!
Eevee: I HEARD A NOISE COMING FROM THE CLOSET
DOOR!!!
Kira: WHAT KIND OF NOISE?!
Eevee: A WEIRD NOISE!!!
Kira: DUDE, WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Eevee: I DUNNO!!!
Kira: WE BETTER STOP IT BEFORE OUR LUNGS EXPLODE!!!
Eevee: OKAY!!!!
Eevee then showed Kira the closet.
She bent down, and tried to listen to the noise. Ash then walked up to them.
Ash: What’re you two doing?
Kira: Eevee heard a noise coming from the closet. ::looks
towards Eevee:: You’re right, that noise IS weird!
Ash bent down and listened to the
noise too. He frowned.
Ash: You do know that it possibly could be Celebi
and Gary, don’t you?
Kira: Geez Ash! Why do you always think that they
could be doing “stuff”?
Ash: ::sweatdrops:: Uh, for no
apparent reason!
Kira: Well, you DO know that we could do it too
sometime!
Ash: O_o ::runs away::
Kira: Damn...
Eevee: Better luck next time...
Kira: Shut up!
She then opens the closet door, only
to see her cat Mille standing inside, shaking like crazy. Kira rolled her eyes.
Kira: Geez Mille!!! I thoght it was something
serious!!!
Mille: MEOW!!!
Mille then scratches Kira across her
face and ran away. Her face went beat red, and steam came out of her ears.
Kira: Why you little.....
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
She chased Mille around the house,
grabbing one of Obsidian’s metal rods on the way.
Kira: I’M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD CAT!!!
Meanwhile, Wolfs Rain had arrived at
Kevin g’s KFC booth. She had a bottle of beer in her hand, obviously drunk.
Wolfs Rain: Y’know then he said “hey you!”
then I was like “what (bleeep)” and then he called me “(BLEEP)” and I kicked
him!
Kevin g: ::sweatdrop:: Uhm, yeah, do you
want anything?
Wolfs Rain: YEAH!!! Gimme some booze!!!
Kevin g: Uhm, but you have a bottle of beer in your
hand...
Wolfs Rain: JUST GIMME SOME DAMN BOOZE!!!
Kevin g: Eeep... ::whimpers:: Okay,
here...
Wolfs Rain immediately took the
bottle of booze out of Kevin’s hand, and walked away. Pete then walked up.
Pete: Tsk tsk, can’t you even talk against a drunk
12 year old?
Kevin g: Oh shut up, you!!
Dannichu, Pikachu and Ash’s Pikachu
were standing in a corner, talking. Well, actually only Dannichu and Pikachu
were, since Ash’s Pikachu could only say “Pikachu”.
Dannichu: So, you think Pikachu’s a cool pokémon too?`
Pikachu: Yup ^^
Ash’s Pikachu: Pikaaaa chu! (yay!)
Dannichu: Cool!
Suddenly they see Kira walk into the
livingroom.
Pikachu: Hiya!
Kira: Oh, hi.
Dannichu: Where’s Mille?
Kira: The damn cat got away! ::shakes fist::
When I get my hands on her...
Ash’s Pikachu: Pika, pika pikachu (Geez, take it
easy!!)
Kira: Well, YOU would get angry too, when a cat
scratches YOU across YOUR face!
Pikachu: What’s with the big YOU’s?
Kira: Oh shaddup ¬¬ ::walks away::
Pikachu: Well, she’s
in a grumpy mood today!
Dannichu: Yeah, she
does have a lot of typo’s in this fic...
Ash’s Pikachu: Pika chu?
(what fic?)
Pikachu and
Dannichu sweatdropped.
Anonymous 2003, Karyuu Shoujo and Finaille
Naillo were in the TV room sitting on the couch talking.
Anonymous: So what happened?
Finaille Nailo: What what happened?
Anonymous: What happened when they guy said
you didn’t have your pants on?
Finaille Nailo: SLAP ME WITH AN OLD FISH, AND CALL
ME DADDY!!!!
Karyuu Shoujo: O_o Uhm, okaaaay....
Anonymous: Is THAT what you said?!
Finaille: Actually, no. I just felt like saying it ^^
Anonymous: Right now?
Finaille: No, back then...
Karyuu: When the guy pointed that out about your
pants?
Finaille: No, back then as in a couple of seconds ago.
Anonymous: Wha?
Finaille: WHY HIT ME WITH A BOOKSHELF, AND CALL ME
LALA!!!!
Karyuu: Why?
Finaille: Because I said so!
Karyuu: I don’t wanna!
Finaille: Oh, you’re no fun! ;_; ::walks away::
Anonymous: Okaaaaay, that was weird.
Karyuu: ......
Anonymous: What’s the matter?
Karyuu: this just isn’t right...
Anonymous: What isn’t?`
Karyuu: THIS isn’t!! KIRA!!!
Kira comes running into the
livingroom. Unfortunately, she ran into the door, and stumbled over to the two
girls.
Kira: ::still a bit dazed:: What’ya
want?
Karyuu: This isn’t the way I wanted to be in your
fic!!
Kira: Well, how did ya wanna be?
Karyuu: I wanna have an alter ego that doesn't know it's an alter
ego, and my real self doesn’t know that I have an alter ego.
Kira: Oh yeah, that’s what ya said…
Karyuu: So, can you change it, so I have
that?
Kira: Sorry, no.
Karyuu: Why not?!
Anonymous: Yeah, you promised to make it
like that!
Kira: Yeah, but I soon discovered that
I don’t know what an alter ego is, so I ditched it.
Anonymous: You don’t know what an alter ego
is?
Kira: Nope... and quite frankly, I don’t care...
Karyuu: ::cries anime tears:: BUT I
WANNA HAVE AN ALTER EGO!!!
Kira: ::shrugs:: Tough luck.. Now
don’t begin to whine about it! Or else I’ll get annoyed!! And it’s NOT fun to
be near me, when I’m annoyed!!
Anonymous: But you’re the author.. you’re the
one who makes her whine!! ¬¬
Kira then looked really scary, and
Karyuu Shoujo and Anonymous got scared. Suddenly they heard a scream from the
hallway.
Kira: What the hell? ::runs out to check it
out::
Anonymous and Karyuu just stood
there in the TV room, looking at Kira running away, nervously. Then Karyuu
burst back into tears.
Karyuu: I WANNA HAVE AN ALTER EGO!!!!
Anonymous: ::rolls eyes:: Oh
boy...
Kira arrived at the hallway, and saw
Ash, Misty, Brock, Obsidian, Dannichu and Reene looking at somebody coming down
the stairs. She looked up to see who were walking down, and her eyes widened. It
was Gary and Celebi. And actually, they didn’t WALK down the stairs. Celebi was
chasing Gary down the stairs. Gary came down, and ran up behind Ash.
Gary: YOU GOTTA’ HELP ME!!!
Ash: ::snicker:: And why should I? I
thought you could handle such a problem?
Celebi: Oh shut up loser!! ::sweet voice::
Please come here Gary!
Gary: I rather not, thank you...
Brock: Why do I see a dejavu here?
Misty: Because that’s the only thing you can see!
Brock: Am not!!
Misty: Is too!!
Brock: AM NOT!!!
Misty: IS TOO!!!
Celebi: Please come over to me Gary!
Gary: Uhm, what if I don’t and say I did?
Ash: ¬¬ Wuss...
Gary: Oh SHUT UP
LOSER!!!
Celebi: Yeah; SHUT
UP!!!
Ash: O_o eep...
Kira: IS THAT MY
BRA YOU’RE WEARING?!?!?!
Everybody went
quiet, and looked at Gary. And surely, he had a purple bra on. On the outside
of his clothers actually.
Reene: What the hell?
Obsidian: XD
Dannichu:......Chatsy wear bra’s?
Dannicuh got wacked on the head by
Kira.
Kira: THE NAME’S K-RA DAMMIT!!!
Brock: How the heck did you get THAT on?!
Misty: Oh this is just wrong. So VERY wrong...
Ash was laughing like crazy.
Ash: YOU WEAR BRA’S”!!!! GAHAHAHAA!!!!
Gary: ::blushing madly:: Well, YOU
weared a dress in Celadon City!
Ash:...........damn...
Celebi: How DID you get it on?! O_o
Gary: Guess I accidentally got it on, when I was
running away from you.
Kira: Wait a minute... I though I WAS WEARING THAT
BRA!!!
Kira immediately ripped her black
T-shirt off, and looked down at herself. Everybody’s eyes widened.
Kira: Damn, guess I ain’t wearing it after all...
Brock: Oh god, I must be in he(BONK!!!)
Brock just got hit by Misty, who had
taken one of Obsidian’s metal rods.
Obsidian: Dammit Kira!!! But your shirt back on!!
>_<
Celebi:..............
Gary:....oh...my....god....
Reene: WTF?!
Dannichu:.....that’s just not right...
Ash:....O_o
Kira: Geez, okay GIMME BACK MY BRA!!
She rips off her bra of Gary, and
runs upstairs. Everybody watched her.
Misty: Something’s...REALLY...wrong...with her...
Celebi: Yup..
Reene: Sure is!
Gary:....URGH!
Ash: O_o
Dannichu:....I’m scared...
Brock: Ash! You just don’t know how lucky you ar(BONK!!)
Misty smashed him again. Then
Pikachu walked in, with Ash’s Pikachu right behind him.
Pikachu: What’s up?
Dannichu: OH HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
Ash: O_o
Pikachu: Uhm, guys?
Ash’s Pikachu: Pika?
Pikachu: Did something happen?
Brock: SURE DID!!! Kira Flas (BONK!!)
Misty hit him again with the metal
rod, and now walked away in disgust, dragging Brock who fainted from the hit.
Pikachu: ::sweatdrop:: Uhm okaaay! Can somebody
else tell me what happened?
Dannichu: SOMEBODY SAVE MY INNOCENT MIND!!!!
Reene: I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!
Reene then dragged Dannichu out of
the hallway. Pikachu sweatdropped again.
Pikachu: Uhm.. will you then?
He looked at Gary.
Gary: Uhm, actually so...
Celebi: WHO CARES? COME HERE GARY!!!
Gary: ARRGH!!!
They both run into the living room.
Pikachu: Obby, can YOU tell me?
Obsidian was about to reply, but
suddenly she got an heart attack, and died right there in the spot.
Pikachu: O_o
Pikachu was now left with Ash and
his Pikachu.
Pikachu: Can YOU tell me then?
Ash: O_o
Pikachu:........are ya there?
He waved his hand infront of Ash’s
face. No response.
Pikachu:.....guess something WILD had happened here,
then...
Ash’s Pikachu: Pikachu (sure did!)
Pikachu looked around, and noticed a
dark shadow in the corner. Her walked over to the shadow, and saw that it was
Coal Black Dratini.
Pikachu: Hiya!!
Coal Black Dratini: ARRRGH!!!
Pikachu: O_o Uhm yeah... can you tell me what
happened?
Coal Black Dratini: AAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! ::runs
away::
Pikachu: Wha? Did I do something wrong?
Ash’s Pikachu: Pika.. (I dunno)
Then a boy walks in.
Pikachu: Og look!!! It’s DigiX!!!
DigiX: Hi Pikachu...
Pikachu: How’s it going?
DigiX: Uhm.. fine...
Pikachu: Hey!! Have you heard the joke about the rock
who was in a bar?
DigiX:.......no...
Pikachu: Well, okay! It’s was this rock, right? It
walked into a bar, right?’
DigiX: Don’t you have somebody else to annoy?
Pikachu: ::sulks:: No... ;_;
DigiX: Well, just don’t annoy me!! ::walks
away::
Pikachu: Awww crud!! Nobody won’t tell me what
happened earlier, and now nobody wants to hear my jokes!! ;_;
Ash’s Pikachu: Pikaaa....
Pikachu: You wanna hear them, right?
Ash’s Pikachu: O_o ::runs away::
Pikachu: Awwww poopie ;_;
He looks over at Ash, who had been standing in
the same stoned position all the time!
Pikachu: MAN! He won’t be any fun to tell jokes to
either!!
Pikachu walks away, leaving Ash.
Ash: O_o
To be continued….
Will Ash ever come back to reality?
Why is he that stoned anyway?
What IS wrong with Kira?
How the heck did Obsidian come back to life?
Will Eevee ever find some alcohol?
Why does she die all the time anyway?
Will Dannichu ever be saved?
Will Gary and Celebi find together?
Will I ever shut up?
This and MANY more will NOT ever get an answer whatsoever!!!
Author’s note: Phew!! Another part DONE!!
And sorry to all of you who were in this part! It’s REALLY hard to get you all in, in one part, and still get your personalities right!
Anywayz, review, and tell me what ya think…
Prepare for next part since it’s just as bad, and maybe worse ^^;;