Author’s note: Okay, I’m
finally back, from a long writer’s block!! WOOT for me!!
I hope you’re in for
some insanity, coz’ this fic is filled with Authors/artists from the tower, and
craziness is at warning… if you don’t like insanity, then I suggest you turn
around, get a good book, and be ashamed that you don’t like something that most
authors are!! Kidding ^^;;
But I want to thank: Dannichu
for being such a great friend and great support!! And Celebi,
digiX, Misty’s D, Coal Black Dratini, Reene, Moya, Wolfs Rain, Obsidian Blade,
Kevin g., Anonymous 2003, Karyuu Shoujo, Pikachu, Finaille Nailo
and many others for being such great friends, and help at the forum!! Glad to
know ya all!! ^^
And please check out
their fics/art, since they said that they would smash me with a metal rod, if I
didn’t advertise for them… help…
This fic is rated PG-13 for
some remarks that we shouldn’t let little 7 year olds see. It isn’t bad, but we
need a rating. OK!!
Disclaimer: I don’t own
pokémon, they belong to Satoshi Tajiri, Game freak, Nintendo, 4kids, and many
others who I didn’t bother remembering…
A New Year’s party!
The time was 17:40.
20 minutes until the
party starts. Kira walked around nervously. This was the first time she ever
held a party. A New Year’s party even! She sighed, and fell down on the couch.
The whole day went to fast, and now the time was too slow.
Suddenly
something furry stroked up against her leg, “Meow” “ARRGH!!” Kira screamed. She
immediately looked down from where the meow came from. She glared. It was her
cat Mille. “Damn you, you stupid cat!! I almost got a heart attack!!” Mille
just sat there, looking innocent as if nothing had happened. Kira rolled her
eyes. She looked at the clock. 17:45. She looked back down at her now hated
cat. It was best to get it out of the way, or else it might get hurt from the
fireworks. She sighed again. “Better get you out to the kitchen, you stupid
idiot” she muttered, and picked up Mille and literally threw it out into the
kitchen. (A/N this is just for the fic’s sake! I would NEVER call my cat an
idiot! XD) Suddenly a huge smash was heard from the outside door. Kira almost
screamed from the loud sound. She glared first, and then walked out to the
door, and opened it. The person was a Pikachu morph. She had Pikachu ears and
tail, but otherwise looked human, except for she had yellow fur all over.
Dannichu:“ HIYA
CHATS!!!”
Kira first screamed, and
then calmed down from the other heart attack of the day. “Oh hiya Dannichu. You’re a
little early?“
Dannichu:”…. What’re
you doing?”
Kira:” Doing
what?”
Dannichu:” This is
some boring fic! I thought this was meant to be a comedy/crazy fic!”
Kira:” ::looks
up:: Damn, I sure did write the start boring, huh?”
Dannichu:” Yup, you
sure did!”
Kira:” Ok, I’ll
change it now… ::makes a little
werid movement with her fingers::”
Dannichu: ….. HEY THE
“’S ARE GONE!! WOOHOO!!
Kira: Glad to get
rid of them!!
Dannichu: Hey, you
told me you had an Eevee!!
Kira: So?
Dannichu: Well, where
is it?
Kira: ….. I
dunno… probably watching a PG-35 movie….
Dannichu: you really
have to figure out its’ gender!
Kira: I dunno if I
should. I’ve actually gotten used to those movies…
Dannichu: Ya mean ya
actually watch them too?! O_o
Kira: Something’s
wrong with that? I think “the red dragon” is really fun!
Dannichu: O_o
Kira: What?
Dannichu: You’re sick!
Kira: you mean you
actually believed me!?
Dannichu: You lied?!
Kira: ::is having a
hard time not laughing:: YES!! So ya actually believed I would do such a
thing?
Dannichu: Well,
actually… yeah… you ARE perverted, right?
Kira: That’s what
I tell people, yeah… ::looks at clock:: OH GOD!!
Dannichu: What?
Kira: It’s 17:55!!!
Dannichu: So?
Kira: THE PARTY
STARTS AT 18:00!!!
Dannichu: ….so?
Kira: WE HAVE
TO BE PREPARED FOR WHEN THE GUESTS ARRIVES DAMMIT!!
Dannichu: Oh pie!
Celebi: Did anyone
say pie?!?!
Dannichu/Kira: Huh? ::Gets
runs over by Celebi:: ow..
Celebi: Where! WHERE
IS THE PIE?!?!
Dannichu and Kira slowly
stand up again, wincing in pain from the run over. “sheesh, ya could’ve at
least warned us, before ya ran over us Celebi!”
Dannichu: oh, so
you’re Celebi! You’re such a pain to catch in the game!!
Celebi: ¬¬
Kira: Uhm… Dannichu? That’s not the pokémon Celebi.
Dannichu: Oooh… I
was wondering why she didn’t look like Celebi
Celebi: And what the
heck are you supposed to be?! Some Pikachu morph with Pikachu ears and tail,
and yellow fur?!
Dannichu: yup! ^^
Celebi: Oh…
Kira: Well,
this is going well..
Celebi: So
where’s the guests?
Kira: Well,
actually… you’re the only ones who had come.. ::looks at clock again::
And there’s two minutes until the party starts, sooo… ::looks around
dumbfounded::
Celebi: ….soo…
Where’s the pie?
Kira: ¬¬ It’s in the kitchen… go eat yourself out!
Celebi: YAY!! ::runs
into kitchen::
Dannichu: You have
pie?
Kira: Actually
no, but I just wanted to surprise Celebi with my cat.
Dannichu: O_O YOUR
CAT IS HERE?!?! I’M ALLERGIC!!
Kira: Well,
since you’re my friend ‘n all, I’ve decided to remove your allergy in this
story ^^ So you can easily be near my cat..
Dannichu: Really?
YAY!!! Thankies!! PIE!!!
Kira: Uhm.. Yeah… glad to help..
Then a girl comes running towards Kira and Dannichu,
and smashes into the door.
Dannichu: What
the?
Kira: ::looks
down at the girl:: Oh, hi Obsidian!
Dannichu: Who’s
Obsidian?
Kira: The girl
who just smashed into the door! DUH!!
Dannichu: Oooohhh… Is she okay?
Obsidian: I’m
okay!! My Metal rods protected me!!
Dannichu: Uhm..
Wouldn’t the metal rods hurt you even more?
Obsidian: YE DO
NOT KNOW ABOUT THE POWER OF THE RODS!!!
Dannichu: Eep….
Kira: Uhm…
okaaay. Where’s Reene?
Obsidian: Oh,
she’s of trying to save some random person…
Dannichu: Why?
Obsidian: ::shrugs::
I dunno. ::strokes her metal rods affectionately::
Dannichu: ::sweatdrops::
Celebi comes back from the kitchen, her mouth stuffed with
cookies.
Celebi: Oh, hi
Obphie!
Obsidian: Hi Cell
Celebi: Don’t
phall me phat!
Obsidian: Then
don’t call me “Ophie”!!
Celebi: ::swallows
cookies:: Hey Chats! You do know you have a rat in your kitchen?
Kira: Please
call me K-ra… ¬¬ and it’s not a rat… it’s my cat Mille…
Celebi: So ya
have a rat, you say it’s a cat, and ya call it Mille? O_o
Obsidian: Why do
we have to call ya K-ra, anyway? Your net-name is Chatsy ¬¬
Kira: Coz’
it’s part of my genius plot to make fun of my name!
Celebi: That’s a
stupid plot!
Kira: Oh, shut
it! And remember! I’M the author! So ya better watch out that ya don’t suddenly
have some chili powder in your underwear!!
Celebi:
EEP!! ::hides behind Obsidian::
Suddenly screams were heard from outside. The girls
looked out the door, and saw Ash, Misty, Brock, Tracey, Gary, Pikachu and
Togepi coming towards the house. Misty and Brock had to drag Ash, who was
screaming for his life.
Ash:
::screaming:: NO!! NO I DON’T WANNA’ GO!! SHE’LL GET ME, I SWEAR YA!! I WANNA’
BE A VIRGIN!!!
Misty: Oh Ash!!
Grow up!
Brock: Yeah,
you don’t know how lucky you are for having an admirer in the first place!! ::sulks::
Wish I had one…
Ash: Please!!
Take her!! She’s all yours!! ::panicks::
Gary: ::snorts::
you’re such a wimp, loser!
Ash: YOU WOULD
GET SCARED TOO IF A GIRL CHASED YOU AROUND TRYING TO HUG YOU, AND ARE CAPABLE
TO DO SICK THINGS TO YOU!!! ::mutters under breath:: not that it
would happen to YOU….
Gary: I heard
that!!
Ash: SO?!
Gary: YOU
WANNA’ PIECE O’ ME?!?!
Ash: BRING IT
ON, MUTHA-(BLEEEEEP)-ER!!!!
Misty and Brock got tired of dragging Ash, so they let
him go. Ash and Gary immediately started to fight. Pikachu just watched in
disgust, and Togepi just chirped happilly. The girls just sweatdropped at this,
although Celebi began to drool, when she saw Gary.
Celebi: GO
GARY!!! WOOHOO!! BEAT THAT TWERP UP!! YOU’RE THE CHAMPION!! ::begins
throwing 20’es at Gary:: COME ON YOU SEXY BEAST!!! ::whistles
crazily::
Kira: ¬_¬ you
scare me…
Brock and Misty looks at Celebi oddly, and Pikachu
couldn’t believe its’ ears, and Togepi had walked off to a bush
to…do…”something”. Ash and Gary didn’t notice anything, and continued fighting.
Obsidian: YE SHALL
STOP YOU FIGHTING RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I SHALL GIVE YE A TREATMENT WITH MY
METAL ROD!!!
Ash and Gary continue fighting.
Obsidian: they….
They ignored me?!?!?! NOBODY IGNORES THE GREAT RULER OF THE METAL RODS!!!
Dannichu: ::whispering
to Kira:: Is she always like this?
Kira: ::whispering
back:: sometimes, yeah…
Voice: DO NOT
FEAR, ‘TIS I AM HERE!!!
Everybody except Ash and Gary: Huh?
The look
at where the voice came from. On a roof not far away, was a girl, with huge
wings, and a lion like tail. And to the dramatic effect, she wore a cape,
billowing in the wind. It was Reene.
Obsidian: ::mutters:: I’ll get
her powers….someday ::evil spark in her eye::
Reene: I’LL STOP THIS FIGHT!! ‘TIS I AM
THE GREATEST AND THE STRONGEST….
Before
Reene could finish her sentence, a rocket that some kid had fired off hit her.
The rocket exploded, and Reene fell down to the ground, twitching in pain. Ash
and Gary finally stopped fighting, and everybody looked at Reene. She
immediately jumped up again; giving thumbs up, and winked
Reene: I’m okay!! ‘Coz I’m the almighty
Reene!!
She then
struck a “heroic” pose, and everybody else sweatdropped.
Kira: Uhm…
hi Reene…
Dannichu: Is she
Reene?! ::looks at Reene nervously::
Kira: Awww,
don’t be afraid… she’s harmless!!!
Celebi: ::mutters
under breath:: That’s what YOU think…
Reene:
OBSIDIAN!!! WHERE’S MY METAL RODS?!
Obsidian: ::sighs::
Here!!
She throws a metal rod at Reene, but accidentally hits
her in the eye. Reene just stands there dumbfoundly, not realizing that she the
metal rod in her eye.
Misty: Uhm… ::sweatdrop::
Excuse me?
Reene: What?
Misty: You have
something in your eye..
Reene then notices the metal rod in her eye, and runs
around screaming insanely.
Gary: Oh
that’s just wrong! VERY wrong!!
At this point, Celebi had snuck up beside Gary, trying
to grab his butt. Ash saw this and his eyes widened.
Ash: Now
THAT’S just very wrong!!
He edged away from this attempt, not even considering
telling Gary what he was about to go through. Kira got tired by all this,
sighed, and walked into the middle of the crowd. Then when Reene was near her,
she immediately ripped the metal rod out of Reene’s eye, accidentally also
ripping the eye out too. This made Reene scream even louder. Now she was
holding her eyeless eye, running around, screaming. “Oh my eye!! THE INHUMANITY
OF IT ALL!!!”. Then a girl, who was holding tightly to a laptop, walked towards
Reene’s fallen eye, picked it up, and walked calmly towards the screaming
Reene, and then stuffed the eye back into its’ place. Reene calmed down, and
fell back on the ground, sighing happily. The others stared at the girl oddly.
Brock went into his usual gaga-mood over seeing a new girl. Obsidian walked
over to the girl.
Obsidian: Is that you Moya?
Moya: ::growls:: MY LAPTOP!!! MINE!! AND DON’T YOU FORGET
IT!!!
Obsidian: Eeep… ::whimpers:: That’s Moya alright!!
Kira got impatient. “Okay people, can’t we go into the house already? I’m freezing my butt off here!!”
Misty: Yeah, good idea. Uhm…. ::looks around:: Hey where’s
Togepi?
At this
point a horrible smell suddenly came out from a bush. Everybody held their noses
in disgust.
Brock: Oh GOD!! What is that smell!?
Then
Togepi came out from the bush, where the stench came from. It had a satisfied
look on its’ face. Pikachu hurriedly jumped up on Ash’s shoulder, so it
wouldn’t be near Togepi.
Obsidian: Oh THAT’s just GROSS!!! ::dies from the stench::
Reene jumped up, and made a heroic pose again “Fear not!! I’ll save you!!” She then took out a can of Frappucino, and drank it. Her wings and tail then grew bigger. She then took a metal rod, and tried to smash Togepi with it. Misty’s eyes widened. “NO!! DON’T DO IT!!”
Reene: Wha?
Kira: CAN’T WE GO INSIDE NOW?!!? I CAN’T STAND THAT STENCH!!!
Dannichu: Hey, where’s Celebi, and Gary?
Everybody looked around questioningly, wondering where they had gone. Ash then remembered the attempt Celebi tried earlier and got a disgusted look on his face. Obsidian layed on the ground, dead, and little Rattata’s ran up to her, and tried to eat her eyes.
Where’s Celebi and Gary?
Why did
Ash get a disgusted look on his face?
Will
Kira’s party ever start?
Will
all the guests even arrive?
Will Obsidian
ever come back from the dead?
Why
won’t I shut up?
What’s
the meaning of life?
All this and even more will be revealed in the next part of.. ::drum
roll:: A NEW YEAR’S PARTY!!
Authors’
note: Well there ya
have it. The first part of my sick and twisted fic, about New Year’s eve. Hope
ya like it ^^;;
Next part
will be up soon. So Review people! If you don’t then I would be a very saaaad
panda XP!!
Anywayz, see ya!! And remember until next time… NEVER EVER TAKE ANY DRUGS!!!
Chatsy
^^;;