Yay, I’m baaack!! I suddenly got this idea, and began to write it! It’s about Ash’s life (duh!), and I’ll tell about his life from he was 4 years old and until were he is now, in the anime! This is a mix of comedy and everything else!

And a huge thanks to all those Authors who’ve been supporting me until now! Cel3stial Drag0n, Dannichu, and all the authors from the forum! Thanks! You’ve been a great support, and inspiration! ::begins to cry:: I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

Eevee: <_< ….. Yeah okaaaay… ::sweatdrop::

Disclaimer: I don’t own Pokémon! Never did, never does, but I’m sure hoping as hell that I will!!

Ash’s life!

Prologue…

There is a creaking noise, coming from inside the little house in Pallet town. Being more precise, from the stairs. A young woman in her early 20’es is silently walking up the stairs. It’s so early that the sun’s shining is far away in the horizon. The woman, whose name is Delia, is silently walking towards the last door, in the corridor. She’s walking softly so she won’t make any noise. She approaches the door, where three letters are hanging on the door. It was the letters: ‘A’ ‘S’ and ‘H’.

Delia carefully opened the door.

It maked a little screech, and Delia looked inside the room. The room were filled with Pokémon stuff, and on the right side of the room, there was a bed, with someone in it. It was a little boy, who’s about 4 years old, sleeping peacefully. Or so that’s what Delia thought!

She approached the ‘sleeping’ boy, being careful not to awake the sleeping boy. She hoped that she could give her son, a scary wake up call. Ever since her son was about 3, he always managed to scare his mom, when she tried to wake him up, like hiding under his bed and suddenly jump out, or let a spinarak doll fall down right in front of her face. She always tried to get ‘revenge’, but until now, nothing had worked. She walked closer, and closer, and… “SPLASH!!!” “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

Chapter one! The beginning!

The young woman fell to the ground, scared out of her skirt. Or rather, soaked out of her skirt. She looked up, and saw a bucket, that once obtained water, the water that now is on her. The bucket was hanging from the ceiling, and a string was connected to it. A young boyish laugh suddenly roared through the room. Delia looked to where the string ended, and saw her 4 years old son, Ash! The little boy was hiding on his shelf above his bed. Delia stood up, and removed the blanket, on the bed. The lump, which she thought was Ash, was just a pillow. ”Why you little...” Ash fell down onto his bed. He couldn’t stop laughing. Delia stood there looking at her laughing son, with her hands on her hips. She then began to tickle Ash on his stomach, making him roar with laughter. The boy was struggling, to get away from the evil tickling clutches, which was his mother….

A couple of minutes later, Delia left the room, soaking, and Ash still laughing slightly, while holding his stomach. “Guess I got you again!”, said Ash, who almost stopped laughing. “Maybe so, but you’re grounded, young man!”. Ash stopped laughing and came to a halt. “What?! I’m supposed to play with Mike today! I can’t get grounded!!” Delia also stopped walking, but she began to laugh. Ash didn’t understand what was so funny. “Got’ya!” Replied Delia laughing. Ash glared. “Mo-om, that’s just evil!”. His mom headed towards her room. “Well, that’ll teach you, not to pour water on me!”. She walked into her room and closed the door. Ash stood in the corridor alone, thinking about what to do with Mike today.

They always played in their clubhouse, which actually just were a bunch of leaves and sticks that made some sort of shelter. But at least people couldn’t see it. Ash’s best friend was a boy called ‘Mike’. His real name was ‘Michael’, but he hated that. He’s a dark haired always-out-for-trouble boy. They were usually the ones who were together.

Ash walked into his room again, walking over the spot, where his mother got soaked. He changed into his normal clothes, since he didn’t want to walk around in his nightclothes. He soon got changed, and walked downstairs, to find out that his mother had already gotten into some dry clothes, and was preparing breakfast. Ash walked into the kitchen, and sat down on a chair, that was placed at the kitchen table. Just as he sat down, his mother walked over and gave him some fried eggs. Ash just sat there looking surprised. “What’s the matter Ash?” his mother asked. Ash was a couple of seconds to answer, “How did you get dressed, and make breakfast, so quickly?!” Delia chuckled. “That’s a mom’s secret, dear” Ash sat and thought for a moment, and then didn’t think more of that. He began to eat his breakfast.

Ash walked out and noticed that the sun has rosen. A Dodrio began to ‘sing’ the sun welcome, and Ash held his ears from the noise. His mom also walked out. “Now Ash! Promise me to be careful, okay?” Ash sweatdropped “Mo-om! I’m only going to meet with Mike! It’s not that I’m going to an all girls concert with N*synch, or anything!” Delia sighed “No, but still. Just be careful, okay?” “Yeah yeah, okay!” Ash was about to go, but his mom quickly gave him a kiss on his forehead. “EEWWWWWW!!!!” Ash ran away. Delia stood there and laughed at her son’s reaction. “Typical boys” She shook her head, and walked inside.

Ash walked a bit, the Dodrio still screaming….err…’singing’ the sun welcome. Ash got annoyed, and turned around, looking at the bird. “WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!” The Dodrio immediately stopped ‘singing’, and got angry at Ash. The three heads glared angrily at him. Ash sweatdropped “Uh ohh…” The bird began to run after him., and Ash had to run for his life. But unfortunately for him, the Dodrio could run much faster. >Damn, and I was the one convinced that I wouldn’t get into trouble today!< Ash thought. Dodrio easily gained in on him. Suddenly Ash fell over his own feet, and landed flat on his face. He immediately turned around to face the raging Dodrio. It stood only a couple of feet away from him. The head in the middle prepared to use a peck attack. Ash closed his eyes, waiting to get hit. >I guess that I should’ve listened to my mom anyways!< Suddenly he heard a roar. He opened his eyes and looked up. An Arcanine was standing in front of him, facing the Dodrio. “How the heck did that get here?!” Ash sat there dumbfoundly, watching the two Pokémon preparing to attack each other. The Dodrio suddenly jumped towards the Arcanine, and was about to use Peck attack. “Arcanine, use your Flamethrower!” The voice obviously belonged to a man. Ash wondered where the voice came from, but before he could react to anything, he saw the Arcanine open its’ mouth, and send a huge burst of flame towards the bird. The Dodrio got burnt to a black crisp. Ash could’ve sworn, that it smelled like fried chicken. The bird immediately ran away, screaming in fear. Ash sighed in relief. He looked back to where the voice came from, and saw Prof. Oak, and Gary. >Oh no, not Gary!< Ash immediately frowned. If Gary saw this, then every kid in the neighborhood would know what had happened. And he wasn’t too pleased to let people know that a Dodrio attacked him. Prof. Oak called Arcanine back to its’ Pokéball, and walked over to Ash. Gary stood still, with a smirk on his face. “Are you okay, Ash?” Prof. Oak asked. Ash stood up from the ground, dusting himself off. “Yeah, I’m alright” he answered. Gary snorted. Prof. Oak gave him a now-you-better-behave-or-I’ll-smack-your-butt expression. Gary continued smirking. “How did that Dodrio attack you, Ash?” Prof. Oak asked. “I’ll bet that the loser threw a stone after it!” Gary commented. Prof. Oak picked up a stick, and held it in a threatening way. Gary’s smirk immediately turned into a scared expression. He sweatdropped “Sheesh, sorry!”

“You better be!” answered Prof. Oak angrily. Ash sweatdropped. This always happens when he’s alone with them. Prof. Oak always acts nice when Ash’s mother is there, or someone else is around, but oddly enough never when Ash is there.

Suddenly Ash remembered, that he was supposed to meet Mike at the playing ground for a long time ago! He was about to leave, when he suddenly heard Gary scream in pain. Ash looked over towards Gary and Prof. Oak. He sweatdropped. The Professor had hit Gary on his butt, with the stick.

Ash didn’t dare to laugh, because if he did, he knew that he would get the same treatment Gary got. The difference is that Gary would give him the treatment, not Prof. Oak.

Gary stood and rubbed his butt, while Prof. Oak threw the stick away. He then turned to face Ash. “Now, where were we?”

“You were about to ask the loser, why he got chased by that Dodrio!” Gary answered. Prof. Oak picked up a little stone and threw it at Gary’s head. The young boy fell down, circles in his eyes. Ash didn’t have patience for this “Okay, you wanna’ know why I got chased? I told that stupid bird to shut up, and it chased me! I’LL BE GOING NOW!” He was about to run away, but Prof. Oak grabbed him by the shoulder >Sheesh, why do people always stop me from going anywhere?!< Ash thought annoyed. “Now Ash! Was it the truth you just told me?” Prof. Oak looked sternly at Ash. “Yeah, the stupid bird wouldn’t shut up, so I asked it to!” Prof. Oak narrowed his eyes. Ash sighed, “Okay, I yelled at it! Satisfied?” The Professor shook his head “No Ash! I’m not satisfied! You should know better than to yell at a wild Pokémon!” Ash got a twisted feeling in his stomach. If the Professor told his mom about this, then he was sure to get grounded! And there’s no way, that he’ll risk that. “Sorry, I won’t do it again! Can I go now?! I’m in a hurry here!” Prof. Oak raised an eyebrow. “HAHA!! Boy, you’re in for it now, loser!!” Gary teased. “Gary, I suggest that you leave know, or I’ll find that stick again!” The young boy’s eyes widened, and he immediately ran away. “You aren’t going to tell my mom, are you?” Ash asked nervously. The Professor closed his eyes, and sighed. “No, I’m not going to tell your mom. But remember not to do it again! Okay?” Prof. Oak looked at Ash. “Really? Thanks! I owe you one!” Ash said overjoyed. “No actually, I owed YOU one!”

“Huh?”

“Well, you once saved me, remember?”

“What?!”

“You don’t remember that you saved me when we were with that Celebi?”

Ash stood there looking at the Professor, as if he was going crazy. “Professor? I think you need to lay down…” Prof. Oak Sweatdropped. “Never mind Ash! You better get going, if you said that you were in a hurry!” The boy blinked. “Darn, you’re right!” Ash ran away, towards the same direction, Gary went. Towards the Playground.

Prof. Oak was left there, alone in the pathway. He shook his head. “Maybe I shouldn’t tell him about it….”

To be continued….

Authors note: Well, first part is now done! Finally!! I hope you guys liked it, coz’ I’ve worked really hard on this! I know that this part wasn’t very long, but I couldn’t get more to fit in… I hope that you noticed that I made some fun of the 4^th movie here… ^^ Oh, and sorry Gary fans, I lime the guy too, but I needed him to get smacked for the comedy’s sake! Some people like it! I’m just one of those authors who like to make fun of the ones they like! ::evil smile:: But expect the next part to be longer! Anywayz, please review! If you find some errors, then please tell me! Tell me anything! Just review!!! ::drops on knees:: PLEEEZ?!!?!?!?

See ya!

Chatsy ^_^