A/N: Hey again! I'm taking a break from doing my more 'sane' stories and coming back to this one. For a chapter anyway ^^ Like the last part, this is from the pokémon’s point of view but this time it's not from an episode. Some AAML here and maybe some inappropriate action for little kiddies ^^ Anyways, here ya go! Please R&R folks.

In the middle of a deep, dense forest full of Ash (*pun, pun* Heehee) trees there was one huge Oak. This old tree was home to many pokémon of every type, having no trouble housing them all after hundreds of years of growth. The inside was hallow and carved out into little chambers for sleeping pokémon, as well as a bar halfway up the tree.

It was coming to dusk one day and the bartender, a male Charmander with a beer belly, known as Chargon, was getting ready for the evening rush. He grunted and groaned as he pushed little stools into place in front of a TV set (humans can have power, so can the pokémon ^^). Tonight there was going to be a very interesting documentary on humans. Most of the pokémon coming tonight were going to watch this, being as humans were very hard to record on and pokémon didn't know much about their habits.

"It's going to be a full house tonight I'd say," came a soft, female voice and a slender Vulpix sauntered over to Chargon.

"That it will be, Vixen," grunted Chargon as he pushed the last stood into place. He straightened up and groaned, rubbing his back.

"I told you to get someone to do that. You're going to throw your back out again," Vixen scolded, sitting down on her fluffy tails and tossing the fringe from her deep brown eyes to one side with a flick of her paw.

"Ahh don't be nagging at me woman. I've work to do." Chargon looked out a window to the sky and nodded. "Any moment now."

As if on cue a group of voices were heard outside, coming closer to the bar. "Ahh, here we go." Chargon went over to the door, which was just a curtain of leaves, and pushed them aside, tying it back with a vine. Vixen got up and trotted over to the bar, taking her place behind it.

The first to arrive was an old Bulbasaur. "Ahh, Chargon! And how are you today my good fellow?"

"Hanging on, Freddie, hanging on."

"Ahh, good good." Freddie went up to the bar and winked at Vixen. "And how's the lovely Miss Vixen tonight?"

"As well as can be, and you're to keep your vines to yourself tonight, ya hear?" Vixen warned.

Freddie laughed. "Young women these days! Can't take a bit of fun!"

It didn't take long before the bar was full of chatting pokémon. Chargon took another look out the window towards the sky, checking the time, and nodded. "Alright everyone! Quieten down now! It's going to start. Sparkle, if you would do the honours?"

A female Pikachu looked up from her drink and smiled. "You still owe me for charging up for that match last week."

"You've gotten plenty of free drinks to make up for that. Go on now before we miss it." Chargon made his way over to a stool and sat down.

"Men." Sparkle rolled her eyes and walked over to the TV set. Placing the wires on her cheeks she let out a thunderbolt. Immediately the screen lit up and the face of a young Zubat appeared.

"Ahh good, it's about to start."

"Shush now everyone!"

"Greetings fellow human watchers! We have a very rare treat for you tonight as we bring you the only known documentary on the mating habits of humans! Now we all know how hard it is to get this footage, but if any pokémon could do it, the famous Piks could." The screen changed so that a young male Pikachu was smiling at the camera.

"He's so hot!" Sparkle sighed, ignoring the 'shush's given to her by other pokémon in the bar.

"Hello. I'm Piks and tonight we're bringing you the mating habits of humans. I've been conducting this study over a number of years on the development of two particular humans. To make this happen and had to first become the pokémon of this trainer, which has been no easy task, but I have grown quite fond of the humans."

"He's so brave!"

"Shut up Sparkle!"

"It has been seven years since I began my study but life has never been dull, and watching these two humans grow has been fascinating! I feel like they are my children now, only human of course." Piks chuckled, scratching the back of his head. "My assistant, Togger, has been a great help by keeping records of the female while I busied myself observing the male. Now I would like to introduce my subjects to you." The screen changed and a picture of two humans appeared. Piks took out a pointer stick.

"Now, this is the male here," he said, pointing to a teenager with messy black hair. "I've found him to be a rather interesting subject. He's often quite foolish and makes mistakes often, so I have named him, 'Tosser'."

A few pokémon giggled and nudged each other.

Piks smiled. "An appropriate name I thought. Now the female," he continued, moving the pointer to a teenager, much the same age as the male, with fiery red hair, "Has also been interesting. She is aggressive, angers easily and is always beating up Tosser. So I named her 'Boss'." Piks shut his pointer and put it away. "Now that you've been introduced, I'm delighted to bring you the footage behind it all. Enjoy!"

"About time."

"He talks too much."

"Shush!"

The picture changed to Piks, hiding in the bushes with a small microphone. "It's ten PM on a dark and rather cold night. Boss has just finished beating the living daylights out of Tosser after he inadvertently trespassed on her territory during mealtime. Apparently, the third member of this group had made something special for Boss, whom I like to call Squinty, and Tosser ate it. Boss has now resided to her burrow, a temporary structure make up of poles and cloth, a tent, and Tosser is left alone to lick his wounds. I'm going to try and get closer now without him noticing the camera." Piks moved to one side and set up to camera so it was faced at Tosser then scampered out to him.

"Ohh, cute butt."

"I'm warning you Sparkle!"

Piks sat down beside Tosser. "Pikapi?"

"Hmm? Ohh hey Pikachu. Where've you been?"

"Pikapikachu. Pikapi chuchu Pikachupi?"

"Yeah, I did have another fight with Misty. I didn't mean to eat it! How was I supposed to know that Brock had made that just for her? But it's strange. I never seem to bore of her tantrums, you know?"

Piks smiled. "Chuchu, pikapi, chuchu."

Tosser laughed. "You're right I guess. I have got a little crush on her," he whispered so nobody other than Piks would hear. "But don't you tell anyone, okay?"

Piks nodded. "Chu."

"Thanks pal. I knew I could count on you."

"Ash Ketchum! If you don't shut up and go to sleep I swear you'll regret it!" yelled Boss from the tent.

"Alright! Bossy boots. You coming Pikachu?" Tosser got up and wandered over to his sleeping bag.

"Pichuchu." Piks quickly went back to the camera and grabbed his microphone.

"This is great! Tosser has just confessed that he has been feeling urges for Boss. What will progress after this? We'll have to wait and see."

Suddenly the screen went black.

"What's going on?" Freddie asked, looking around the pub. "Where'd Sparkle go? We need the TV!"

"Sparkle?" Chargon called out, getting off his chair.

"What?!" came an angry yell from outside.

"Get in here quick! The TV went out."

"You can wait! I'm busy!"

"Sparkle!!!"

Vixen rolled her eyes. "Ohh hold your Horsea everyone. She'll be back. Anyway, the boring parts are on now and you know that." She grinned as mummers of agreement went around the room.

Ten minutes later Sparkle came back in the door. "Man, can't a girl go for a pee in peace?" Sparkle snorted.

"By the look of ya, you were doing more than that," Vixen commented and smirked; looking at Sparkles messed up fur. "Lemmie guess, that cute Pikachu a few branches down?"

"Ohh shut up!" Sparkle went over to the TV, glaring at the chuckling pokémon. "You're all so bloody rude. You're lucky I'm doing this!" She once again put the wires to her cheeks and used a thunderbolt attack. The picture returned. Piks was on screen again. Tosser and Boss seemed to be all alone somewhere in the background behind him.

"What did we miss?!"

"Not a lot by the look of it." Chargon sat down again, looking at the screen. "Just in time I'd say."

"Now, I'd like to warn you that some of the following scenes are not meant for young pokémon and may be upsetting. Over the course of the week, Tosser and Boss have been getting really close and it has come to this, the mating dance. Squinty has been sent off to gather food so that these two can be alone. Let's watch." The camera went over to Tosser and Boss and Piks started to narrate.

"Tosser is holding Boss's hands now, their lips locked together in some sort of strange action. It looks like, yes, it does, it looks like they are eating each other's tongues!"

A few pokémon made disgusted faces. "That's gross!"

"Tosser is now starting to remove Boss's outer skin, and Boss is doing the same to Tosser. What lies underneath?" The camera watched as the two teens removed their clothing and lay down on the grass. "Ohh my! So this is what humans really look like. I must say I would have preferred not to know personally. Now they seem to be rolling around on the grass. What this ritual stands for is beyond me ladies and gentlemen. Further study will be needed to uncover the reasons.

"Now, from what I can see, Boss is on her back and smiling up at Tosser. She's spreading her hind legs now and..."

"Ohh my goodness!"

"AHH! MY EYES!"

"Humans are disgusting!"

"I think it's rather cute."

"You what?!"

"Poetry in motion."

"Move your head! I can't see!"

"Go on Tosser! Show Boss what you can do!"

Numerous pokémon stated their views, some looking away, others not able to take their eyes off of the screen.

Chargon looked over to Vixen as she shuddered. "They sure have strange habits, wouldn't you say?"

Vixen looked over at him. "Not something I'd like to see everyday." She looked back as the humans started calling out.

"Ohh Ash!"

"Misty!"

"AHH! Turn the damn channel! They're started to make noises!"

The screen quickly changed to Piks, his face slightly pale. "This mating carried on for some time into the night, the mates sometimes sleeping, then waking to start all over again. Though fascinating creatures, humans we never meant to be documented in this way. It has been a month since this encounter and Tosser, Boss and Squinty, have continued on their journey. Togger has since retired from the group, evolving one night and flying away because he couldn't take it anymore. But I, Piks, will stay and continue my research into human habits! Tune in next time when I reveal the full story on," his face twisted into a large grin, "The offspring."

~Ashla~
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