The day was bright and sunny.  Our hero a 12 year old Ash Ketchum was walking down the road with his trusy companion Pikachu.
It has been at least three months since he had seen Misty or Brock.
Then he saw Gary drive by with the girls in his convertable.
"Hi Gary why are you traveling all around this area?" I said.
"Not that its any of your business twerp," Gary started, "the all-girl competion is in town."
"The what?" I asked.
"Go read the posters, Gary said, "they are everywhere around town!!"
"Oh, ok Gary." I said.
It blew my mind since I'm going to be a master I'd better eneter before Gary does.
"So are you entering?" I asked him.
I secretly wanted to wipe that grin off his face.
"Are you crazy?" Gary laughed, "does all-girl mean anything to you!?"
"No girls are the same as guys in my book." I answer.
"Poor Ash, still don't know about girls, but I though you and Misty had....." Gary said, "oh well."
Gary rode off in the cherry red convertable that the pretty lady driver drove around with Gary in
the backseat with 13 other girls.
"Jerk..." I said.
I knew if i ever was going to be better than Gary or the world I had to do the impossible, be the best. So I sprinted over to the sign to see what Gary had been talking about.
On the sign was a picture of a girl and a jigglypuff, and it read:
"Poke'mon Tournament
 'girls only, and you have to have girl poke'mon thank you!! sign up today!!' "
And below it was a sign-up box.
 
"I wonder...." I said.
 
"Pikapiiipikachuchuu!!" *oh gosh you have that look* Pikachu said.
I had gotten an idea it was a good one too. 
 
*1 hour later*
 
"Well, what do you think pikachu?" I asked.
"Pika :( " Pikachu cried.
"I know you don't like it but we have to be the best..." I said know it was unfair to treat pikachu like that.
 
There my poke'mon was, sitting in a little orange dress, with blush, and a orange bow on top his head, looking uncomfortable.
 
"Pikachu, I'm sorry but we'll win right?" I said asuringly.
"Pika!!" Pikachu replied.
"Thats what I thought!!" I said back.
 
Then I went and flashed back to the Erika adventure.
 
"Pikachu, let me go find a certain orange dress, ok?"
"Pipikachuu!!" Pikachu said cheerfully.
 
The bow drooped onto pikachu's eyes.
 
"Little miss, you need to act more lady-like and keep your bow atop your head." I joked.
 
I fixed the bow and was on my way. i decided to choose some perfume *hate the stuff* but i knew being a master was hard, but I had to suceed. Then lipstick *gag*, and some or orange shoes, and whatever else I saw Misty wear. Then it blew my mind *I forgot the thing that girls wear and boys don't*   (bra's thats what)  I stood stiff.
 
I finally got back after a quick visit to a bra shop, and went to try on my clothes I had just spent almost $50 on. Well, they fit but I sure did look stupid.
A *girl* with an orange dress, orange shoes, make-up, and *bra*. Besides that slipping down I had another problem, who has ever seen a girl with a baseball cap and black hair? I went to the wig shop and picked out a yellow one had a bow on top, saved me .50. 
 
"ALL TRAINERS COMPETING IN 'LITTLE MISS' REPORT TO ARENA!!!" the announcer said over the intercom.
 
"Well, that's us pikachu!" I said.
 
We walked to the arena *I noticed lots of pretty girls along the way, he-he* and I met up with the biggest rat ever, Gary Oak.
 
"Hello, little miss pretty you are looking great today.." Gary said in a romantic voice.
I rolled my eyes and thought to myself *yep so sad, Gary even finds his rival as a girlfriend.*
"Why thank you sir." I said in the girliest voice possible.
 
We ran out of thier as soon as we could and finally made it to the sign-ins.
 
"Name please." bellowed a lady.
 
It just hit me what kind of names to girls have?
 
"Uhh, Ash...Ash...." I stopped and stared at her pencil it said 'hitmonlee co.' "Ash...Ash...Ashlee yeah that's my name, thats a good girls name!!
"How nice," the lady rolled her eyes. " okay dear, please take this survey and wait for match-ups." the lady said.
"Ok!!" I answered.
 
I went to the beachers and listened in to others conversations:
"Ohh, I like Jeff!!" one with orange hair said.
"I like Tracy!!" said a blonde.
 
I contined listening until someone said my name he-he.
 
"What about Gary girls I like him!!!" the orange-haired said.
"Yeah Gary's the best!!" a crowd of girls screamed.
 
Gosh any second now!! I was about to outburst.
 
"Hey girls what about that wimp Ketchum??" the blonde said.
 
Then a red-head stood up. At least someone liked me, I couldnt see her though lack of light where she was. All the girls laughed at her, whoever she was. After the competion, I might teach them girls a thing or two about 'Ash Ketchum Poke'mon Master' being a wimp. Then the list was set up. I looked and scanned for a name.
 
"Sissy Carmichel." I said.
 
Me and pikachu entered the arena. The rules of the battle were 1 on 1 for all 3 battles and thier was 10 sections that means 30 trainers and 10 would win. 1 from each section.
I then saw Sissy. We got up on the platforms in my section..4 and started.
 
"Go blastoise!!" Sissy yelled.
The poke'mon came out of its poke'ball with a beam of light.
"Blast Blastoise!!" the poke'mon roared.
 
"Go pikachu!!" I yelled.
"Piiiikkkkppiiiikka!!!" Pikachu said awaiting a command.
 
"Blastoise, water gun!!" Sissy yelled.
"Dodge it pikachu agillity!!" I yelled.
"Blastoise withdraw!!" Sissy yelled.
"Okay Blastoise may be tough but it can't escape a thunderbolt!!" I yelled.
"Piiiikkkacchhhhhhuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!" Pikachu said shooting electricity from its cheeks.
Blastoise fainted.
"Blastoise!!!!" Sissy yelled.
"Yeah!! we won!!!" I yelled dancing around with pikachu.
 
Then I went back to the board and looked at it.
 
"Missy Strauter." I said.

We walked back to the platform.
"Go, Wigglytuff!!" Missy yelled.
"Pikachu!!" I said.
"Wigglytuff counter!!" she yelled.
"Pikachu, no!!"
Pikacgu got hit.
" I got it!! Pikachu, use a thunder the stogest one you have direct it to Wigglytuffs curl!!"
"Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaacccccccccchhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!" Pikachu yelled.
Wigglytuff fainted.
"Yes!!!!!!" I said.
My wig was slipping oh gosh!! I caught it just in time.
"Whew.." I said.
 
I looked at the board again I was almost there!!!!!!
 
"I'm against some  Mistique Waterflower Williams..." I said.
"Pikachu?" Pikachu pondered.
 
We went to Nurse Joy and then we went to the platform.
Them Mistique walked in she was in a bikini and wearing a veil.
"Go staryu!!" said said daintily
She was the prettiest girl I'd ever saw.
"Go pikachu!!" I said.
"Staryu rapid spin!!!" She said.
"Pikachu thunderbolt!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said.
"Piiiiiiikkkkkaaaaaccccchhhhuuuuuu!!!!!" Pikachu said.
Staryu was down.
"Yeah!!!!! we won the 4th competion!!!" I yelled. 
Then the Mayor gave me the award.
I went and was uncontrolled and kissed Mistique.
Why I did that I didn't know but her lips tasted like someone I knew......
"Ohh, my god!!!!" Mistique yelled.
Then something went wrong with her eyes.
She noticed somthing when I kissed her my wig came off.
"Ash!!!!!" she yelled.
OMG it was Misty.
"Uhh, bye!!!!" I yelled.
Ketchum, you come back here!!!!" Misty yelled.
Then the whole competion ran after me.
Then me and pikachu stopped I noticed somthing, Misty is a redhead!!!
I pondered, then I noticed that the crew and Misty were gaining!!
I looked at pikachu.
"Misty..likes.." I started. " Nah!!"
Then we ran beyond the horizon to hunt for more places to become Ash Ketchum, Poke'mon Master....
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