Tempest
Who the hell did they think they
were?
Me?!
And if they were thinking I was
giving up my Pokemon?
Fat bloody chansey!
The cowards who had been shoving
their way through the door to escape the falling debris of the roof, had swept me
along with them, but now that I was outside I had the advantage of surprise. I
elbowed through the crowd until I found my way to a clear patch on the now
churned up lawn. Speeding towards one of Ebonisa’s
black walls I released my prized bird.
"Go
As my Articuno
swept by me I leapt onto her back to be nestled between her crystal encrusted
wings. I shivered from the cold emanating from her body. Gritting my teeth we
gained altitude and flew high above the building. Seeing the gaping hole the Rockets
had made, I ordered her into a stoop.
But before she had the chance to obey
my request, something totally unexpected and extraordinary happened.
The skies above me darkened, melting
into a fiery crimson. It looked like the whole bloody sky was on fire!
The wind began to pick up, an arid
gust which whipped my hair into a blue frenzy.
"Fair dinkum." I murmured
in awe. A jagged bolt of lightning split the sky and a deafening clap of
thunder followed thereafter. A tree, not far away from where we hovered,
immediately burst into flames, the trainers below
whirled about, horror stuck. I watched the ground suddenly begin to shake
madly, violently rocking to and fro, people were
hurled to the earth.
What was bloody going on? You don't
get earthquakes on the Indigo Plateau!!!
Screams of confusion rose to meet me
in the sky. I was relatively safe, up on
Remarkably, despite the new commotion
I remembered the Rockets, and realized this freakish weather change and quake
was just the distraction I needed. Ignoring the growing shrieks of panic, I
plummeted towards the skylight that the bandits had created earlier.
We zoomed through, catching everyone
by surprise and, realizing how good I looked on the back of a legendary bird
about to save the day - despite the fact that everyone was screaming about
madly - I stood up grinning like a maniac.
I saw that in here, the quakes were
much more disastrous, hardly anyone was standing. Shouts and screams vibrated
against the violently shaking walls. Trainers were thrown all over the place.
Chairs collided into each other, bouncing wildly upon the ground. The amps had
fallen from their perches in the corners of the hall and lay broken and smashed
upon the ground amid piles of wreckage.
The two Rockets looked about
fearfully. Lilly-what’s-her face held desperately onto their craft from where
she sat on its roof, I spotted
This was impossible, what kind of
freak of nature was going on?!
But just as suddenly as it had
started, the shaking ceased, the deep rumbling stopped. A frightened silence
descended upon the room, broken only by the occasional random sob.
A wave of relief washed over me. The
dust cleared, and I noticed that the sky was once again the good old southern
blue.
The section of fallen roof had shaped
a giant sloping mountain of junk separating one side of the hall from the
other. Unfortunately, I was on the side blocked from the door, as were the two
distraught Rockets, about forty or so trainers and, to my surprise,
I collected my thoughts and regained
my composure, stroking
Below, Lillia
(was that her name?), recovering from her fear, glanced about snidely as if
nothing had happened. Or at least nothing that was too important to bugger up
the Rocket's plans. "Don't think that just because we had a little weird
weather that we're going to just let you go."
"Yeah," croaked
"Put a sock in it!" I
cried. Quickly falling back into my usual self, I ordered
"Ice
Beam!" I
yelled pointing at the Rocket aircraft. A jagged bolt of blue lightning
crackled through the air and encased it in ice,
"Use your Charizard
you fool!"
The huge from of Charizard
manifested within the cockpit, squashing the Rocket against the walls.
"Much better," Lillia murmured, absently examining her pink painted nails.
"Fuck," I muttered to
myself. Then out loud I yelled. "Fine! Children
who play with fire only get burnt."
Charizard roared again and blew another blast
of flame.
"Don't just stand there!"
Charizard took to the air to follow. Another
spurt of fire whizzed nearer, singeing
Looking back at me meaningfully, she
hissed, "No more games!" And pulled to halt.
"Hey you! Lavabreath. Looks like your mother got too friendly with a Slowpoke, cos you don't have a chansey of
catching me if that's the best you can do!"
He bellowed and pumped his wings.
Another flamethower blew by, narrowly missing
"Hey! Watch
where you’re flaming!”
Her pokemon
turned his head to cast her a baleful gaze, “You sure,
gov?”
“Yes I’m fucking sure!” She snapped
heatedly.
“Well, you see. Under
the current circumstances, that attack wouldn’t really work. So how’s about a meteor-shower, eh?” He answered, as if
speaking to a child.
I saw her shoulders sag in
exasperation, “Ok fine, we’ll do it your way. It’s not like as the trainer I
get an important say or anything.”
Shahman’s sapphire eyes shone bright, then
suddenly, TSWIIIII
Using this to her advantage,
Finally we were in position.
"Forget Slowpoke, must have been a Magikarp. A
matchstick is better then you!"
Charizard's voice thundered around the hall,
trainers on the ground cringed against the ruined walls.
Charizard released his most powerful attack; Fireblast.
It tore through the air aimed
directly at
"Now!"
'NOOOO!" Team Rocket shrieked as they finally
realized what we were doing.
The shock waves knocked us into a
tailspin. We crashed against the wall and I disappeared beneath
I groaned, "Oh shit."
See what I mean about an unlucky day?
I’d have been better off staying at home counting my money.
I wondered if Tempest was injured and
I almost felt guilty about taking her watch. Almost.
Shooting a look at the gaping
skylight, I said to Shahman, “This is our cue to
leave.”
“Aw gov,” Shahman murmured, “Not now, things are getting fun.”
I threw my hands up in exasperation,
“Does the word trainer mean anything to you?”
See what I mean about my utter
hopelessness when it came to battles?
"Oh man!"
"No time for that," Lillia snapped, "We have business to finish, things to
kill." She glared at the still figure of
The pink haired woman threw one of
her pokeballs into the air, "Typhlosion!
Get out here!"
Her giant fire beast materialized in
front of her.
"Now, Finish
them off with flamethrower!"
"You too Charizard!"
"Look, I really wouldn’t
recommend it if I were you.” Shahman interrupted, his
tail whipping threateningly.
“Excuse me?” Lillia
smirked, “Since when did trainers let their pokemon
do the talking for them?”
Waving my hand in a slight motion, I
replied drily, “No no, don’t mind me. I’m only here for face value.”
The woman laughed scornfully,
“Alright then. Bring it on, pokemon. Show
us what you got.”
“Oh shut up you butt ugly old hag.”
The lunar dragon retorted disdainfully.
Lillia froze.
Her fists clenched tightly till her
knuckles turned white, and her bottom jaw twitched. Lillia
exploded with fury, "How DARE you! Typhlosion,
Charizard, get her!!”
"HWROOAR!!"
“Shit!” I swore, frantically leaping
forward to grab one of Shahman’s fins as he shot
through the air in response, “You’ve done it now!”
Two giant bursts of flame leaped
towards us
"Aaaagh!! Up! UP!" I cried, but was I
listened to?
Of course not.
Shahman dived, rocketing towards the ground,
the pair of flamethrowers missing my head by inches.
That was the second time today!
I promised myself then and there that
I would never go anywhere without any of my lucky charms ever again.
Without warning, we abruptly arched
up again, as blast upon blast followed us around the room.
Shahman avoided each attack nimbly,
"Piece of cake." He murmured, rolling his eyes.
I on the other hand, wasn’t entirely
convinced. Those flames were getting way too close for my liking.
We accelerated through the air, the Charizard bellowing as he furiously flew after us gaining
speed with every second, till I swore I could feel his sweltering breath
against my back. Shahman whipped around in a full 360
degrees turn, almost hurling me off his back in the process. His silver tail
slammed into the Charizard's face, sending him into a
chaotic spin. The beast hollered in pain, Shahman
shot upwards, wheeled around and blasted out a shining moonbeam. The attack
exploded on impact, the fire beast screamed, and was hurled to the ground,
crashing to the floor not far from where the typhlosion
stood, building up for another flamethrower.
“Hey!” I whined, “How come moonbeam
works now but not before?”
Ignoring my complaints, Shahman grinned, "Hah! He ain't got nothin'
on me!"
"Don't bother," Lillia barked, "I'll take care of this."
"Be my guest," The male
Rocket muttered.
She grabbed another pokeball, "
The august form of a yellow, small
winged Dragonite appeared beside a pissed off looking
Typhlosion. "Destroy her!" Lillia ordered.
My eyes widened and a small cry
slipped from between my lips, “Now what genius?”
“Leave it to me,” the lunar dragon
assured.
“Oh jeese. I’m gonna die.”
They charged.
Typhlosion leapt, airborne, he sneered,
brandishing an array of sharp glittering teeth. Clawed arms struck towards us.
"Whoa!" Caught off guard,
we narrowly missed being sliced to ribbons.
“I thought you knew what you were
doing!” I wailed, as Shahman swept into the air, away
from those deadly claws.
“Well I wasn’t expecting that!”
Learnt from a
stolen TM no doubt.
Shahman swung around again, his pulsating
tail colliding into the Dragonite at the same instant
the lightning bolt struck us. We screamed. Shahman
convulsed painfully. I could hear
It was hard to breathe. Gasping for
air, I tried to sit up, sharp pain knifed into my chest, I felt like I had
broken a rib, no, make that several ribs. I heard footsteps rush to my side. A
face, another trainer perhaps, appeared over me.
“Are you ok?” The face demanded,
“Help is on the way, don’t worry. We’ll take care of these assholes.”
Where were you when we needed you? I
felt like screaming, but my strength had all but gone. With a moan I twisted my
head. Shahman and
NO!
I parted my lips but managed nothing
more than a strangled cry.
The typhlosion
was getting closer.
"Mo… moon…MOONBEAM!!"
I screamed frantically.
Shahman turned weakly, startled,
"Huh?" His eyes widened as he saw his attacker, opened his mouth,
shot out an attack.
Missed.
Again.
Missed.
“COO!”
“CUUUUUNOOO!!!” An blue
energy beam from across the room suddenly crushed the typhlosion
against the opposite wall, encasing him in ice.
“Good job
I turned to see Tempest limping
across the room, her fatigued bird flapping just above her.
I flashed a weary smile in thanks
before crawling to where Shahman had collapsed with
exhaustion.
“Damnit!” Lillia swore, “Return, you good
for nothing spark plug!”
TTSSSSOOOOP!
The fire type disappeared in a red
luminance. The ice remained upon the wall.
Lillia backed away, eyeing the trainers who
had slowly begun to converge upon them, holding their pokeballs
menacingly. She grabbed
“What the?” The pink head woman shrieked,
incredulous.”
“Oh dear…” Sighed
The owner of the snorlax,
a fifteen year old boy with dark brown hair ordered, “Snore, grab em before
they get away.”
Before either Rocket could move, the
huge pokemon’s arms swept down, grabbed each by the
shirt collar and hefted them into the air. They dangled there, kicking and
punching furiously in a futile attempt to break free.
At that instant, a new voice echoed
across the hall. "Halt where you are!"
I turned curiously, was it my
imagination or did that voice belong to...
"
The blue haired policewoman's
motorcycle flew over the mountain of wreckage which split the hall in two, the
engine revved as it sailed through the air, their wheels spinning furiously.
The pokemon parted respectfully as she landed,
"You two are officially under arrest!" She declared, wheeling to a
halt in front of the surrounded thieves.
Lillia raised an eyebrow, "Under
arrest? Officially?" A malicious grin spread
across her arrogant features. "I rather think not."
She reached for her pokeballs. Luke did likewise.
“Oh bloody hell! Give it up already!”
Tempest snapped, “You’re outnumbered, outmatched, and furthermore, you’re the
ones dangling from the paws of a snorlax for
chrisake!”
The two Team Rockets glanced at the
encircling trainers, each other, and sighing, replied, "Oh all right, all
right. Can’t say we didn’t try though."
I sighed with relief, painfully
pushing myself to my feet. I stumbled across the remaining distance towards my
dragon, wincing as I collapsed beside him in a mass of sore limbs.
“Had your fun?” I asked ruefully,
stroking his scales.
He shrugged, “So so.”
I rolled my eyes. “Your
impossible.” Withdrawing his pokeball, I returned
him. There was a flash of silver and he vanished. The ball shrunk and I clipped
it to my belt.
Sirens
shrilled in the distance, ambulance, police, and firefighters.
A hum of excited voices began to build within what was left of Ebonisa. The remaining trainers picked their way through
the rubble, climbing carefully over the makeshift barricade segregating the two
areas of the hall.
I shook my head in disbelief.
What a fucking day.